I'm addicted to making good food, my animals, and stage managing. I live tweet life. I'm a workaholic.

Chicago, IL
Joined August 2009
Well i haven't tweeted in months... I have an employee going nuts who called me on my day off who took too long to get off the phone wheh i said i had been drinking we'll talk tomorrow – at Chicago, IL
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Current dating adventures: dude asked me why I was on tinder I answered him He asked me again I told him he already asked and he unmatched me If you're gonna be fake, be better – at Chicago, IL
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Way to warn me of the outage, @Xfinity – at Chicago, IL
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I've made some new friends this year and thought neat, people i don't know thanks to work or burlesque! The friend I'm meeting up with i met through my FWB that i met because of a burlesque director I worked with. – at Chicago, IL
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Today's workout brought to you by bloating – at Chicago, IL
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For the 1st time ever a stranger on the street asked where I got my hair cut because it looks nice I'll be riding that high all day – at Chicago, IL
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Saw a 37 yr old on tinder saying he's waiting for marriage. You do you, but tinder is not the place – at Chicago, IL
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Today's workout brought to you by the lack of my pre workout snack. – at Chicago, IL
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Damn. I've had wine and now i want human snuggles. But specific humans They're not here I'll settle for cat. Every cat lady orgin story – at Chicago, IL
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Today's workout brought to you by a small Cheval burger – at Chicago, IL
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Me at the gym "why is no one telling me happy birthday?!" ...i don't talk to anyone here 🤣 Today's workout brought to you by 38
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Today's workout brought to you by me forgetting my gym shoes – at Chicago, IL
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And the guy casually drinking pop while he's working out – at Chicago, IL
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Today's workout brought to you by Canadian wildlife smoke. (Hope everyone is ok) – at Chicago, IL
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I just asked a dude on tinder if he's an AI bot, how's your Tuesday? – at Chicago, IL
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And of course i was right – at Chicago, IL
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Jeans guy is back in the gym wearing khakis He's leaving with a BAG OF CHIPOTLE that was sitting out his entire workout. – at Chicago, IL
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My new upstairs neighbor walks SO MUCH. 2am? Walking 7 am? Walking 6pm? Walking They don't sleep – at Chicago, IL
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Today's workout brought to you by the final goodbye to one of my favorite apartments – at Chicago, IL
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I had a very hard work related day. Lost my temper. But i have some strong support so i feel better Still might get myself a lil treat – at Chicago, IL
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