Well i haven't tweeted in months...
I have an employee going nuts who called me on my day off who took too long to get off the phone wheh i said i had been drinking we'll talk tomorrow – at Chicago, IL
Current dating adventures: dude asked me why I was on tinder
I answered him
He asked me again
I told him he already asked and he unmatched me
If you're gonna be fake, be better – at Chicago, IL
I've made some new friends this year and thought neat, people i don't know thanks to work or burlesque!
The friend I'm meeting up with i met through my FWB that i met because of a burlesque director I worked with. – at Chicago, IL
For the 1st time ever a stranger on the street asked where I got my hair cut because it looks nice
I'll be riding that high all day – at Chicago, IL
Saw a 37 yr old on tinder saying he's waiting for marriage.
You do you, but tinder is not the place – at Chicago, IL
Damn. I've had wine and now i want human snuggles.
But specific humans
They're not here
I'll settle for cat.
Every cat lady orgin story – at Chicago, IL
Me at the gym "why is no one telling me happy birthday?!"
...i don't talk to anyone here 🤣
Today's workout brought to you by 38
Jeans guy is back in the gym wearing khakis
He's leaving with a BAG OF CHIPOTLE that was sitting out his entire workout. – at Chicago, IL
My new upstairs neighbor walks SO MUCH.
2am? Walking
7 am? Walking
6pm? Walking
They don't sleep – at Chicago, IL
Today's workout brought to you by the final goodbye to one of my favorite apartments – at Chicago, IL

