a dedicated rhinosaurus storage area

girl got health insurance yesterday

my life remains odd

i feel like it would be weird to call an indian restaurant and be like, hi could i just have a thing of tikka masala sauce but not actually any chicken or kofta or vegetables just some naan? (i might be having some eating issues)

look i've watched @cwwhoseline for 20-whatever years but at age 42 now, @GregProops in a fishhead remains one of my favorite and most relevant 15 seconds of comedy

i am in fact a 42 year old muppet

I have ANOTHER stomach bug type thing for the second time in like three weeks and can’t keep anything (even water) down wtf could be causing this

another midnight shoutout to the fact that i can never ever ever get pregnant

apropos of nothing but i still like to believe i might be the only person in the world whose first word was "walrus"

I was in London that morning, so aside from angry (at the Bernie bros es[) and scared for America, was also scared about Europeans reactions to me/Americans. Amongst all the awfulness of that week, pretty much everybody expressed fear of/for America but sympathy for Americans.

i have made many poor decisions in my life but no longer having fallopian tubes is NOT one of them :D

i am unhappy with my life a lot but then sometimes i remember i can never, ever possibly get pregnant

grown ass woman

Lunch on the beach with my mom today

sometimes i forget, my "nobody be in the same place as me ever," challenger disaster i saw happen in the sky; 9/11 a mile from the white house; DC sniper; arianda grande bombings in manchester; boston marathon bomber lived >mile from where i lived. that's not normal, right?

ex-raver cousin it

it's 6am, as usual i can't sleep (just normal insomnia though) anyway i guess i'm a women's basketball fan now and also extremely heterosexual

this is my "i haven't thrown up in two whole days!" face

i am 42 yrs old and i still occasionally feel the need to brag about the fact that my first word was "walrus" because it's (a) super on brand and (2) hilarious

Barefoot and braless on a bus in maybe Massachusetts some things change some things don’t