Mostly Harmless
Newcastle
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Zaphod Bagelbox retweeted
Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.
Zaphod Bagelbox retweeted
Everyone involved in this should be set on fire.
Wheelchairs in King’s College Hospital are being hired out like Boris bikes, costing £2 an hour.
"people arriving at the hospital and unable to walk to A&E are pointed towards a hiring dock full of wheelchairs unlocked by a credit card machine."
londoncentric.media/i/149892…
Zaphod Bagelbox retweeted
'It is leave - or remain, and I'm for leave'
Tory leadership hopeful @RobertJenrick says the UK must leave the European Convention on Human Rights
If UK news shows won’t call these lunatics out we must do it ourselves
If you oppose joining Russia & Belarus outside the ECHR RT
Zaphod Bagelbox retweeted
If UK news shows are going to give Boris Johnson a platform to spout his absolute boll**** about Brexit & the vaccine rollout (unchallenged) I’ll happily come back every week to correct it
We cannot allow those once in power to rewrite history.
If you agree RT this FACT CHECK
Zaphod Bagelbox retweeted
Bruce Springsteen: Donald Trump is the most dangerous presidential candidate in my lifetime. His disdain for the sanctity of our Constitution, the sanctity of democracy, the sanctity of the rule of law, and the sanctity of the peaceful transfer of power should disqualify him for office
Zaphod Bagelbox retweeted
Man sits by me on train.
MAN: Loads of psychopaths around here
ME: Really?
MAN: Loads mate
ME: How'd you know?
MAN: There's signs aren't there?
ME: I guess?
MAN: I love them
(47 minutes of awkward silence.)
Man leaves train, he has a bike. I realise he was saying 'cycle paths'.
Zaphod Bagelbox retweeted
If you are worried about
Benefit Fraud £0.5bn, but not Government Corruption £219bn.
Immigration £2bn, but not Tax Havens £150bn.
Junior Doctors pay rises £1.3bn, but not Bankers tax cuts £7.3bn.
You‘re buying their lies.
Zaphod Bagelbox retweeted
for some reason Boris Johnson was missing from that declared accepted gifts chart.
i fixed it.
