I once saw Jesus Shuttlesworth at a Mariners game...🦂

Joined July 2009
At what point do we Mariner fans just jump off the retractable roof at Safeco?
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They look like they just forced a turnover on MNF
“Student protest” they said
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The genius behind the 2026 brewers batting scandal
everyone says the brewers are cheating and then they show dan vogelbach is our hitting coach. imagine dan vogelbach cooking up schemes
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Sam Darnold is playing like Sam Darnold again. But not the Sam Darnold that turned into Sam Darnold, the Sam Darnold before Sam Darnold.
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Seahawks playing like it’s 1999 with these throwbacks
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She sent me $25 for lunch. I put that shit on Jaxon Smith-Njigba to score a touchdown. I’ll eat at my gma house
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Someone stole a pair of my panties wtf
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Fairs he saw this and went for the tie
I’m firing Dan Quinn win or lose
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Josh retweeted
Hey man, i promise you we get it. You didn’t take school seriously, you were drunk and on drugs all the time. In the nfl it was the same. I promise we get it
Johnny Manziel says he drank lean thinking his birthday gave him a free pass from drug testing, only to fail a test the very next day “I’ll never forget mine. Shout out to Dwayne Bowe. 2015 in Cleveland, on my birthday, we went out, and he mixed up some lean, a couple cups of lean.” “And of course, I didn’t think they would test me the day after my birthday. I come in, like, December 7th, yada yada, fail my second test for promethazine.”
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Wake up pray and give thanks before letting money plague your mind, or opening your phone snooping in others business thinking evil/corrupt thoughts. At least brush your teeth before speaking negative things into existence. God don’t like Ugly and some of ya’ll have hideous souls
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Okay I'm confused again. This play happened *this year* and was ruled a first down. How is this not the same situation with the ball breaking the plane of the sideline before crossing the line to gain? I need consistency one way or the other
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Dat boy put that shit in all caps with an exclamation point he was ready to GO😭😭😭
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ISIS has a new leader. We know exactly who he is!
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Josh retweeted
The vision cone was one of my earliest introductions to racism
Tom Brady’s Vision Cone in Madden was basically the whole field 😭 not even fair
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Smash Burgers are a scam 🙅🏽‍♂️🍔 IG: ethagoat.
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Don’t tell us where he got traded just let him show up Sunday on a random sideline
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He set his phone up grabbed a jump rope and faked a reaction to a trade😭
BREAKING 🚨: Eagles trading Center Cam Jurgens to the Baltimore Ravens! Instant reaction video: 😳😳😳
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video labeled an "instant reaction" shows the creator in exercise attire by a jump rope setup before a detailed prepared commentary, indicating it was staged. The Eagles-Ravens trade for Cam Jurgens was reported around the same time. theeagleswire.usatoday.com/story/sports/n… nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal… x.com/MLFootball/sta…
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I can’t wait for the day they fire Jedd Fisch
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been laughing at this all day 😭😭😭
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