don’t take any of my tweets seriously.

Queens, NY - Dallas, TX.
Joined April 2009
If I say “hold on let me call you right back”. Just enjoy the rest of your day cause I’m not calling back.
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You ever look at someone and just know their breath probably stinks?
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Yes I’m a New Yorker. Yes I’m a Cowboys fan. Yes I’m having a great start to the week.
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Twitter, I still love you but I’ll brb. #Thread
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Me: “Maybe you shouldn’t man. He got cauliflower ears” My friend: “Good! Cause I hate vegetables” …He was never the same after that altercation.
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You ever pull up to a stop light and the person in the car next to you is just picking tf out of their nose? We can see you. Even with the tint. This lady used all 5 fingers 🤢
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Mediterranean restaurant lands legendary patio spot in Uptown Dallas dallas.culturemap.com/news/r…
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Loyalty is important but it’s not everything. Be careful who you are loyal to. Some will use and abuse that. Wether it’s work, business partners, relationships or friendships.
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It’s a great day to mind your business.
For a person that doesn’t care too much about carpets, I watch way too many carpet cleaning videos.
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Houston got good food and THATS IT! Nothing more.
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Future drops his album the same weekend Ramadan ends. The devil is really trying this year.
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When you have nothing in common with each other but still vibe..
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One time I sneezed and said “God Bless” in Arabic. Almost got arrested.
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Mfs get ONE compliment on an outfit and instantly create a fashion page on IG.
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The pain of being a Knicks fan continues..
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Someone told me to watch Pam and Tommy. Tell me why I thought it was a Martin spin off lol. Tough.
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Brown moms stay undefeated.
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