had to take my cat to the emergency vet and the vet tech came out to the lobby with these big doe eyes. i was so scared it was bad news. but then she was just like "he's SOOO sweet and SOOO cute 🥺🥺🥺" and i was like ah yes a very normal reaction to meeting him
jaz but worse retweeted
He talking about superm like it’s an old folktale only passed down through oral tradition
i always knew he was an incredible performer but this was when i knew he was truly fated to become a superstar he's just too fucking good
owning a pet who used to be a stray is so funny like wdym you were once an apex predator hunting for food in the streets and now you're napping in a pile of plushies on my bed while i give you forehead kisses and call you my special boy














