If I was in that villa I'd have introduced myself & then threw a curveball by telling everybody I was Michael Owen's son. I'd have kept this up & argued with Gemma right until the very end. Strongly denying that she has links to me or my father Michael. #LoveIsland #LoveIslandUK

The player ratings on #FIFA23 are ridiculously unrealistic. What's going on lol. 👀 #FIFA23Ratings #FIFARatings

Anybody else excited over this Luongo signing? I remember when he nearly win the Ballon d'Or in a year where he SHOULD HAVE won it. Very excited! #Boro #UTB

Duka: "I'm a good looking guy. I do well." Me: "...And that's why you've married a complete stranger?..." #MAFSUK #MarriedAtFirstSightUK

Fucken ell (pardon my French), but I thought Duka was about to tell the table he was going to war or some shit with that speech. Deep as FUCK! 😂 #MAFSUK #MarriedAtFirstSightUK

Can't believe John Bishop is on Married At First Sight UK. #MAFSUK #MarriedAtFirstSightUK

Computer: "Save this image 6606499f1e5c84d7c30.png?" Me: "Yea!"

Those floods in Pakistan are absolutely devastating. To help raise money towards the devastation my new single will be out tomorrow... 🎶Raindrops Keep Falling On Ahmed🎶 #Pakistan #PakistanFloods #PAKvHK #PakVsInd

Bruno Lage has got a head like a Sondico shinpad. 😂 #MOTD

Set fire to my season ticket tonight for warmth. #Boro #UTB

Danny Murphy didn't mind Saka missing from 2 yards out. What an absolute fucken nipple head he is. #MOTD

Haaland is going to need to up his game with Alvarez arriving on the scene. 😂 #ManCity #MCFC #Haaland

Chris Wilder has got three nipples. Pass it on! #Boro #UTB