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For the upset about Shane Gillis’ whore outfit joke, please allow Dave Chapelle to clarify
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Whole interview is worth the watch even if you’re not a Bears fan
Football is the god damn best and just an unbelievable moment for Case Keenum.
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Be Case Keenum.
> Grow up in West Texas. Two-star recruit. One scholarship offer.
> Take it. Rewrite the NCAA record book at Houston.
> Marry your high school sweetheart, the girl you took out for snow cones before any of this started.
> Go undrafted anyway.
> Spend your rookie season on the practice squad.
> Get cut. Get claimed. Get traded. Start over.
> Get your chance in Minnesota when the starter gets hurt.
> Throw the Minneapolis Miracle.
> Help take the Vikings within one win of the Super Bowl.
> Keep moving after that, too.
> Eight franchises. Different jerseys. Different playbooks. Another chance to prove you belong.
> Through all those moves, keep building a life with the girl.
> The girl from the snow-cone date becomes the mother of your two children.
> Spend years preparing for opportunities that rarely come.
> Go 1,009 days without a start.
> Keep showing up. Keep doing the work. Stay ready.
> Then, at 38, get the call. Chicago needs you.
> Walk onto Monday Night Football.
> Throw two touchdowns. Run for another. Beat the Eagles 27–7.
> Do it with both your kids watching you play in person for the first time.
> Finish the night on SportsCenter with your little girl beside you.
All those years. All those moves. All those Sundays waiting for a chance.
And when this one finally comes, you fucking crush it with your kids looking on.
Imagine what that feels like.
There are a lot of ways to teach your children to keep going.
Letting them watch you do it has to be one of the best.
Absolute legend! 🫡
"It was so much fun. I'm going to remember this night forever. This is incredible."
QB Case Keenum speaks with @notthefakeSVP after getting the start in the Bears' 27-7 win vs. the Eagles 🏈
Holy Crap Paradise Golf Course is AWESOME!!! youtu.be/wufx6fHO9iQ?is=_pez… via @YouTube. @goodgood_golf @
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What a play to end the game!!! 😱
Jake Mueller on ESPN Top Ten Plays at the number four spot after his diving grab!!! 💪
#letgoG
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An Asian nail salon owner is going viral after absolutely demolishing a disrespectful black woman who told him to go back to his country.
“I saw your EBT card. I pay taxes for your food, and you tell me to go back to my country?”
The fatigue is real.
What's your response to this......??👀
MAKE THIS GO VIRAL ON 𝕏. LET’S GO 👏
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This might actually be Trump's funniest moment 😂
Japanese Reporter: Why didn't you tell us before you struck Iran?
Trump: "Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?" 💀🔥😂
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LMAO! Sen. John Kennedy is a national treasure 🤣
"Sean, in the words of Congresswoman Ilhan Omar — I love you like a brother."
One of the greatest lines of all time.


















