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Reece Green

@reecejgreen

the lil' unit / stand-up comic / IG https://xitter.cf/t.co/nQseFMSEhS

 Seattle, WA
Joined March 2014
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amandalorian 🪩🧚🏽✨ (@amandalorian_) profile pictureamandalorian 🪩🧚🏽✨@amandalorian_16 Dec 2024
some days you’re randy johnson & some days you’re the bird
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shar (@sharloola) profile pictureshar@sharloola15 Jan 2025
page in an old magazine that gave me a giggle
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guys can’t have corners anymore
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what are the victims supposed to do until 2035
Law Murray 🎮 (@LawMurrayTheNU) profile pictureLaw Murray 🎮
@LawMurrayTheNU13 Jan 2025
The 12 pro sports teams in Los Angeles are coming together to donate more than $8 million to support victims of fires
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mr. joshua
@pants14 Jan 2025
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Lord Giron@Lord_Giron13 Jan 2025
Replying to @nothanksalex
@nothanksalex
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schaumburg boomers
B/R Walk-Off (@BRWalkoff) profile pictureB/R Walk-Off
@BRWalkoff8 Jan 2025
Call it now, Roki Sasaki will sign with the ____ ✍️
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This is just a GWAR concert
triz (@creztalis) profile picturetriz@creztalis7 Jan 2025
the substance behind the scenes it's kinda everything I didn't know I needed omg
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This might be the biggest offseason move they make
Mariners Team Store (@MarinersStore) profile pictureMariners Team Store
@MarinersStore8 Jan 2025
The Pro Player Tape Jacket is BACK! Featuring original 1990’s details, this heavyweight, full-zip jacket will keep you warm in cool temps. Can’t make it into the Team Store? Give us a call at 206.346.4287 to order yours!
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I never got above 94mph and that was in-game under the lights in the best shape of my life and these dudes are sitting 98mph INDOORS on a fake mound in the middle of winter
Baseball Performance Center (@The_BPCsj) profile pictureBaseball Performance Center
@The_BPCsj7 Jan 2025
Electric first pen from Angels RHP Jack Kochanowicz Cruising 96-98 🔥 We all know about how good his sinker was in ‘24. Continued to refine the 4S and clean up both breakers. Already been up to 100 MPH inside this off-szn while continuing to refine + add weapons. Big things ahead 📈 #Develop @Jared_Tims @AngelsTalk27 @AngelsWin
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the epitome of white mediocrity is The Roots sitting behind Jimmy Fallon
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I respect his commitment to pitching only for teams that have orange
FOX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFOX) profile pictureFOX Sports: MLB
@MLBONFOX8 Jan 2025
BREAKING: The Giants are signing Justin Verlander to a 1-year deal, per multiple sources
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brother just go on some walks
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“Bone Joy-n-Harmony” maaaaaaaaan come on lol
Braiden Turner (@bturner23) profile pictureBraiden Turner
@bturner236 Jan 2025
I can’t believe this is real😂😂😂I’ve never laughed this hard in my life
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Everyone clowning this girl but I’m on her side and idk how to explain the sinister undertones but she’s right
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if it wasn’t 100% clear that he was in the US Army this quote seals the deal
BNO News Live (@BNODesk) profile pictureBNO News Live
@BNODesk3 Jan 2025
Las Vegas bomber reached out to his ex-girlfriend a few days before the attack: "I rented a Tesla Cybertruck. It’s the shit. ... I feel like Batman or halo."
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start vaping
emma (@emma_____weaver) profile pictureemma@emma_____weaver2 Jan 2025
i miss having a sharper brain. idk how to fix it. my attention span sucks, it’s hard for me to read books, my memory is horrible and it’s hard to retain information, i miss reading but i literally can’t read. I feel so stupid? what do i do
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years ago at a bar this girl was telling me how she finally quit smoking cigarettes then immediately pulled out a can of chewing tobacco and put in one of the fattest dips I’ve ever seen
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“killing children is a war crime” I literally just saw you eating sour patch kids get a fucking grip
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this is what Derek Jeter looks like to me
Anthony Castrovince (@castrovince) profile pictureAnthony Castrovince@castrovince1 Jan 2025
2025 is already washed
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not once ever in my life
Joel D. Anderson 🆓 (@byjoelanderson) profile pictureJoel D. Anderson 🆓@byjoelanderson31 Dec 2024
Yall ever think about the fact that at least half of these aren’t real high schools? Folks don’t even play for Lincoln High anymore. It’s Success Academy vs Finance Crime Prep.
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