Reema

Dating me is like having a migraine and boner at the same time

Tyohar mei mera bank balance haar chuka h😔

Nazar chordo bhai mujhe toh kisi ne shraap dia h pakka

Fir wahi kahi ghumne chlte h wali chull

Foolon wala kambal season approaching

Thodi thodi si thand lgne lagi h

Kanjak money send krdo fatafat pls

Garba k liye outfit decide nhi ho paa Raha 😭😭😭😭

Agar mera koi bura soche uspe apna sher chord dena mata rani #happyNavratri

The urge to say "does you ass get jealous of the amount of shit that comes out of your mouth" to that one mf

Bad headache day

Rona aaraha h

Mujhe poora yakeen hai agar mai jugnoo paida hoti toh meri light hi nhi jalti

The first time I tried alcohol, i knew this stuff was made for me

Bhai i love starting of the months, salary millti hai , ab mast makeup aayega😋😋😋😋

God please take all my suffering and transfer it to a thar driving man

Both pilots did what their religion taught them to do