Shouldn't have bothered; Prometheus is really quite bad.

It is surprisingly hard to find a cinema in London showing Prometheus in 2D and at a sensible time.

Just watched Dragonslayer, one of the small number of films where the title is a massive spoiler.

Back after gig. Did OK. Surprised myself.

Tonight I will be being not funny in front of people at bit.ly/JL0Tma

Achievement Unlocked: You Will Die Alone, is how I'm reading it.

Wonderful. Three years on a dating site and have I got a girlfriend? No, but I have been given moderator status.

Pleasant surprise: bit.ly/GNavhS

So in the new #TMNT film, they are not mutant turtles but aliens, which means they cannot strictly be ninjas. Teenagers: the Movie it is.

I have invested in my future.

And the good comics news keeps coming: bit.ly/xzYDyD #phonogram

In this photo, Andrew Lansley is being haunted by the ghosts of NHS patients past: bit.ly/xJv1kD #nhsbill

Blimey, you can actually buy Daniel Kitson stuff. Actual stuff. By Daniel Kitson: danielkitson.bandcamp.com/

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen project involves Nemo at the Mountains of Madness. Genuine, joyful excitement: bit.ly/zTEcqe

That's the empty rhetoric of a defeated dictator, and I don't like your trousers either. #ReplaceDoctorWhoquoteswithtrousers

Heartening anti-academy/anti-Gove demonstration going past my flat, protesting against academisation of local school.

Oh wow. @louisck says he'd like Daniel Kitson on his show (bit.ly/vuBzjQ). This would be all my comedy dreams coming true at once.

This headline packs the entire plot of a 70s British horror film into one sentence: bit.ly/uWmHO8

Hey that dream I had about Liam Neeson strapping broken liqueur bottles to his knuckles to fight a wolf was wait what bit.ly/uoqtyY

Brockwell Park fireworks this year. Also very good.