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Johannesburg
Joined June 2009
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You can't have "sANCtions" without "ANC". #UkraineRussianWar
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don't! But now I do. Thanks @Twitter for telling me it's #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Nice! Another cup final on the way. Get in, @LFC!
Never seen a player fall over when hit by the ball. Amazing. Thanks Citeh. #LIVMCI
3-0 before halftime. #LFC you beauties!!
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Citeh showing their true colours today. Unnecessary fouls all over the place. Spoilt brats. #FACupSemiFinal
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Silly question but why are @LFC and @ManCity wearing black armbands in today’s #FACup Semifinal? Oh and great goal by @IbrahimaKonate_ !
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Yay! Another Dacia for SA! @MrJamesMay would be in heaven if he lived here!
Renault SA hopes to bring in the bakkie version of the Duster in the first quarter of 2023. Here's what we know so far, plus the updated Duster Oroch teased - bit.ly/23DustOroch Do you think it will be a sales success? 🧐
.@JHBWater what’s up with the lack of water in Melville and surrounds? We’ve had limited supply for going on 24 hours now with no update? Is it issues with the infamous Hursthill again? #UpdatesPlease!
Holy shit, this is the most amazing video ever. #KimJongUn has finally stepped into his daddy’s shoes. He’s undoubtedly a supervillain - I mean just look at the size of his #ICBM.
Well you know, when your houses are funded by someone else, you just have to support them. No matter how dodgy they are.
These guys leading the country would be disaster
I’m certainly not a fan of the guy or the team but this is brilliant. Well done @HKane for sticking it to them fans. #BrightonTottenham
Lol at @CityofJoburgZA - How about you get your act together before trying to con people into visiting these poorly maintained spaces. How about hiring people that care & aren’t just doing a job? Maybe when you give a shit, people will too?
Invaluable artworks and artefacts at risk in the Johannesburg museums: The City of Johannesburg has been marching on the spot for years about fixing its museum infrastructure, it can no longer pretend not to see the costly damage wrought over time buff.ly/3MUxXP4
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And that’s why I dislike this team so much. Gloating supporters in the 90s and spoilt brats now. Long may this run of poor form last. #YNWA #AllTheWay
Manchester United are likely to face punishment from Uefa after their fans hurled objects at visiting manager Diego Simeone following their #UCL loss last night.

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When you finally get a chance to edit that video and your PC decides it’s update time #FML
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You need a spine in order to lift things. Looking at you @MYANC and dear “leader” @PresidencyZA
What’s the heaviest thing in the world? The National State of Disaster. Nobody can lift it. Sorry.
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