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Back on my bullshit (@Th3stormisempty cursed me with this image so you suffer too)

Your mom’s house
Joined January 2020
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Same people that call you retarded just because you like Thomas btw
The joy of opening blind boxes
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JLU is unironically one of the best TV shows ever
What are your thoughts on the DC Animated Universe?
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You can tell a lot about a man by the way he pronounces Arlesburgh
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James Hates Bees retweeted
They want people to kill themselves tbh
You ever see a celebrity get canceled and then make an apology and everyone just shits on the apology but it’s lowkey a good one?…. Like what more do you want these folks to say
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When I was 12 me and my friends were constantly talking and making jokes about sex and porn and stuff. Now if a YouTuber makes a reference to an R-rated movie there are tons of people who are like “Why is he promoting NSFW content to his audience of literal MINORS????”
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It’s really deflating watching the internet turn into a puritanical mom group who melt down at the idea of people who are old enough to be horny being exposed to anything remotely raunchy
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Engines Hawk, and Engines Tuah! Grandpuff goes on and Spit on that Thing!
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The difference in quality between the first and last season is jaw dropping I’ve never seen anything like it
it is just kind of crazy how hard stranger things 5 killed that shows legacy. feels like it went from a cultural titan to just That one thing with the stupid ending. maybe im in an echo chamber? but
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The first 4 seasons felt like the usual, gradual slide that a lot of shows experience but S5 feels like everyone involved got a fucking lobotomy
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We’re probably *underestimating* how much was written by ChatGPT cause it really does feel like some lifeless, failed attempt to embody literally any aspect of what made the earlier seasons great
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“May I buy you a drink young lady?”
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My job application to be a cashier at a sex shop got rejected
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Mavis ofc also applies to this. There’s a timeline VERY close to ours where she’s just some random model on Awdry’s layout like Elsie or Gerry with no character other than what 12 year olds on DeviantArt can come up with.
I think a lot about how the story that singlehandedly created the “Spooky Thomas” subgenre was a late game addition from a book that wasn’t even supposed to exist
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I think a lot about how the story that singlehandedly created the “Spooky Thomas” subgenre was a late game addition from a book that wasn’t even supposed to exist
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And ofc the TVS is what actually made it a “spooky episode”. The story itself is a silly one but they went all out with the creepy ass visuals, and clearly enjoyed doing so, since the spooky episodes became a staple of the show afterwards. They’re so beloved by the-
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-community and have inspired so much fan content it’s weird to remember they only exist cause the show crew went unnecessarily hard adapting a “post-script story” from the books way earlier than it was originally placed.
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People who think genuine love is a recent thing and most if not all relationships of all kinds were abusive up until the last 60 odd years are another level of delusional
There is a type of social science idea that is so catchy and memeable and epistemically sticky -- medieval people didn't love their children, romantic love was invented in the 18th century, ancient sculptures were hideously colorful -- that is totally false but just won't die
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James Hates Bees retweeted
Hollywood is full of people who want to make movies. There are far fewer people who actually make them. At some point, the ability to finish something becomes more valuable than the ability to talk about how great it could be. In fact, there is probably no better quality you can have as a writer or filmmaker than being someone who does what they say they’re going to do.
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Nitrogen Thomas lmao
Aside from SpongeBob, Family Guy, The Simpsons, South Park, and The Fairly OddParents, which cartoon do you think has the most egregious example of Flanderization?
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