Vicky McClure will be there and defuse the lot, solve the puzzle and arrest everyone

Apple car play. Well that’s useless.

JLR in trouble. I feel sorry for the workforce. However, that ingenium engine is a proper turd

Arsenal. You better not be doing any of that wrestling bollocks again this season. Cheating cunts. @Arsenal

Sitting in the garden…… why ? Completely pointless activity. Total load of shit

Slot hooking Mo on 72. Sorry not having it. Ego getting in the way. Mo was the best player on the pitch and best chance we had of winning. To do anything before the 92nd minute is inexcusable. No good that, Tit.

Ok India - last warning - stop serving chicken and other meat type products with bones in it. Enough of this mad behaviour and whilst at it . Cores and lakhs use proper numbers and drop all the commas. If you could do that by morning. Cheers

I SAID MOVE THE FKNG VAN

Chapatti brought a friend this morning to share the sausages. Lovely little guys 🐶

London is lost. Sadiq khan you are to blame

My taxi needs watering

Very possibly last work trip to India

Those who say Vicky McClure is a generational actor. Clearly haven’t seen her act.

Anyone setting off fireworks. You are a tit

Bailing on Traitors. The funereal imagery. Way too raw. Nope. Not happening

Mmmmmm, Biscuits Fruit.

So went to put some flowers in the holder on my mum’s bench. One of those green spiked containers. What did I find in the container ?? Yep a tin of spam. Is it a sign ?

Blimey. The number of people who apparently don’t understand, the bible is a book of stories and fiction is mind blowing