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Pietro Maximoff

@realquicksilver

I got 99 problems and people who walk too slow are most of them. [[parody and I tweet a lot of spoilers for X Men Apocalypse so please beware!!]]

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Joined September 2013
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Magneto: [tears up the earth, kills millions of people] Magneto: stop judging me I'm just misunderstood
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I can't believe I've discovered Hydra's Headquarters
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Me: Someone talk to me, please, anybody, I'm so lonely Somebody: [messages me] Me:
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Charles Xavier has gone downhill
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It's m-EU-tant not m-brexit-ant xitter.cf/realquicksilver/status…
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Honesty is the best policy so why can't I say things like "Wanda's eyeliner's shit" or "Magneto's a better dad to Charles than to me"
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contrary to what my Twitter would lead you to believe, I am only MODERATELY unhappy with Magneto, and everything is good in moderation
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when I'm in public and I hear someone mention X-Men
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Charles: Don't kill all the humans Erik: I'm going to kill all the humans Charles:
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The three moods of Erik: -Happy Erik -Sad Erik -Kill all humans Erik
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X-Men films summary: •ppl dying •happy Erik •sad Erik •Erik and Charles tension •Quicksilver scene •F-bomb •everything is okay again
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I'm still gutted that don't stop me now hasn't been played ONCE in a quicksilver scene yet
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MAGNETO THE MAN (@hail_magneto) profile picture
MAGNETO THE MAN@hail_magneto15 Jun 2016
charles might seem OK about his hair loss but the other day i caught him humming "sweet dreams are made of these" while looking at wigs
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Erik: Why do you love humans so much Charles: xitter.cf/mikkit49/status/741486…
Mikki Darugar (@Mikkit49) profile pictureMikki Darugar@Mikkit4911 Jun 2016
It's a CHARLES Thing! You wouldn't understand! xitter.cf/cards/18ce…
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//okay this is irrelevant but I had this waffle earlier and it's changed my life
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nothing says "i have repressed feelings for my best friend" quite like owning a helmet that stops him from reading your mind
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kay 🐠@seuljirachi10 Jun 2016
alex summers' death was so sad 😢
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if you look closely you can see Alex Summers' charred remains
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//the inside says sorry for causing beef
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//I feel like having a quicksilver account somehow helped me sprint upstairs from the shower in time for the new stone roses song
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