Funny Or Die · Apr 26, 2016 · 7:21 PM UTC

Michael Cape retweeted

Rihanna doesn't even know all the "Work" lyrics.

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Michael Cape · Mar 28, 2016 · 10:16 PM UTC

The Apple doesn't fall far from the tree

Michael Cape · Mar 19, 2016 · 3:14 AM UTC

Michael Cape · Mar 17, 2016 · 6:31 PM UTC

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Michael Cape · Mar 16, 2016 · 5:53 PM UTC

Michale Cape just ate lunch at a Corner Bakery that was in the middle of the street. #fail Expect a hand written letter @CornerBakery

Michael Cape · Mar 13, 2016 · 1:44 AM UTC

Michael Cape · Mar 11, 2016 · 7:12 PM UTC

Hot girls on the bus be like... Wait, hot girls don't take buses. They take Uber.

Sarah Silverman · Mar 11, 2016 · 3:00 AM UTC

Michael Cape retweeted

DYING to know what Drumpf's son in law REALLY thinks of him. #GOPDebate

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Michael Cape · Mar 9, 2016 · 6:58 PM UTC

Injured? Why wait... Grab a Snickers. I mean call 999-999-9999

Michael Cape · Mar 5, 2016 · 6:28 PM UTC

Does this apartment include gas and electricity? No? Michael Cape does not approve, unless cats are allowed. #catgirl #apthunt

Michael Cape · Mar 4, 2016 · 10:49 PM UTC

Michael Cape is a better dad than Bill O'Rielly. At least he buys Amish donut holes for all the kids xitter.cf/alanrponce/status/7058…

Michael Cape · Mar 4, 2016 · 8:43 PM UTC

Michale Cape loves his new followers @SploreFunny @alanrponce @LoveHollySmith - welcome to my caped cranium

Michael Cape · Mar 4, 2016 · 8:42 PM UTC

When you see Amish people downtown they are either filming a movie, lost, or just finished a bake sale. Michael Cape loves Amish donut holes

Sarah Silverman · Feb 21, 2016 · 3:54 AM UTC

Michael Cape retweeted

Idiocracy was a movie based on a true story that's happening right now #Trump2016

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Michael Cape · Feb 18, 2016 · 12:54 PM UTC

Michael Cape likes his privacy

Michael Cape · Feb 16, 2016 · 9:50 PM UTC

Michael Cape approves this cape.