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Lemon does not enhance seafood.

Joined December 2024
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This is just for you as you trawl through my history.
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A distinct lack of riot gear, aggression and put the boot innery.
MAGA Nation 47@MAGANation_4715h
Chaos in London as Muslims and other Hamas supporters ignore the laws and start fighting the police in an attempt to break their way into Downing Street as an act of solidarity with Hamas in Gaza. What is your reaction to this?
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I've always said, the world was a better place when a Tom and Jerry cartoon was squeezed in at 7 o'clock.
Graeme Wood
@woodg31Oct 19
TV📺19/10/79 BBC1 4.40:Hong Kong Phooey 4.55:Crackerjack 5.35:Noah and Nelly 5.40:News 6.20:Nationwide 7.0:Tom and Jerry 7.5:Are You Being Served? 7.35:Sykes 8.5:Penmarric 9.0:News 9.25:Petrocelli 10.15:Home Ground 10.50:Film - The Asphalt Jungle
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My beloved put the winter waffle bedding on last night, and now I know why a hibernating Grizzly Bear is so miserable if you wake it up.
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I wouldn't like to take a long rib on.
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I'm developing a taste for red wine. Just a Merlot... nowt daft.
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Your 'Free Palestine' badge and keffiyeh won't save you when this makes it's way over The Channel... and it surely will.
Inevitable West
@InevitablewestOct 17
🚨BREAKING: A distressed woman is restrained by left-wing thugs and forced to watch her livelihood destroyed France has become hell on earth.
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Four wheel tracking today, 'cos my car eats tyres for a living. Short rib in the oven and an arse clenching, early season, relegation 6 pointer on the telly.
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Wasn't me. You can send one to pick me up, but not my beloved.
Simon Harris
@SimonHarrisMBDOct 16
It’s Britain, it’s 2026, and a taxi company in the North-East has had to put out a message telling customers to stop calling up and saying things like, ‘Don’t send me a p*ki.’ It’s disgusting, but we know exactly what is driving this behaviour, if you pardon the pun.
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It's a restaurant in a cave.
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My beloved, "As you're awake, we should go and do the shopping early". Me....
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Every time!!! Every. Fucking. Time, I approach a roundabout there's some bellend turning right. Probably the only bellend that's turned right in the last 5 minutes... and will be for the next 5.
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Tonight's top Twitter tinned tomato taste testerer. Aldi's best v The best of the rest.
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Andy Burnham was the best that Labour had to offer. Let that sink in.
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I've had a pair of shorts on today that have no pockets. I've come to the conclusion that pockets are severely underrated.
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Does anyone have LVT stick on flooring down? Is it any good? Looks easy to lay badly.
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Tiddles the Yorkshire Tiger has been moved to a secret address after threats of revenge attacks from left wing activists were received by zoo officials.
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Watching 'The Blame', (it's not bad at all), and they're eating Chinese food in the house with chopsticks. Who the fuck eats Chinese food in the house with chopsticks?!?
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Dropped my beloved of at the hairdressers, so I thought I'd pop in on Gladys for old times' sake. She's still the best.
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Just me winning. Bacon double cheeseburger, onions and red.
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Guess my sarnie. 3 fillings, 1 sauce.
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