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Old Cob

@reallyoldcob

really Old Cob

 Brooklyn, NY
Joined November 2009
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the dude in front of you is hitting on the cashier & you're just trying to order a burrito when suddenly everyone explodes into jellybeans – at Brooklyn, NY
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Joey⚡️@joeygllghrOct 27
Sorry man I don’t think i can make it tonight, I can’t fast travel when enemies are nearby
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@meowkoteeqOct 20
Replaced by AI artists: nah im fine. WAIT, FUCK! OH NO! OH NO! ah no nvm im actually fine engineers: i am a froooog and i'm in da hoooot tuuub and it's soo niceeee ooo yes yes i like it warmer mmm yeahh thats good warmer please oooohhhhh yeahhhh hotter please frog love hot tub mmmmmmffgghh
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im cobbulating
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I walked past some guy and his girlfriend in the store on their way out and he went "Jesus Christ" to her as they passed me. I think it was because I'm corn.
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cowboy
@nextokensAug 31
i’m in a bad place today (midtown manhattan)
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this is how I got my wife
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idk if I am too young or too old for this new The Strokes record but that’s too much autotune…
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han@heymorewordsJul 14
the best part about finding new music is getting to take a walk with it
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Buck
@BuckOnTwidderJun 16
hardest part about living in bushwick in your 20s is realizing you’re 35
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Halo 4 is like if this image was a video game
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*scrolling twitter for 4th straight hour* man I'm so glad I never got hooked on short-form video
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jake@wormpullerMay 15
I got frogs in atlanta
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keegan@FranziaMomApr 23
Those 2000s Phoenix albums fucking rule. Weapons-grade compression. Whole thing wound so tight it feels like it’s perpetually about to snap. A disco ball in a glitter factory. Tambourine thrashed within an inch of its life.
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my mother walking into any apartment i have ever lived in
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the human tendency to confuse beauty with providence 🔄 the millennial tendency to confuse introspection with beauty
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evil elly@laffodiIMar 27
I hope my email finds your email and they fall in love
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I think to be a truly very sexy person you need to have sort of fucked up teeth
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Halide ❤️‍🔥
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