Tylor

Not a prop gun in sight. @SuperbPedro @DonutOperator @TheAKGuy 📷: @reallyokaydad

I used to think it was called a Happy Meal because @McDonalds was the only place my parents didn’t argue about getting a divorce.

If Sandlot taught me anything….I think we can solve this. If we just go to Russia and talk baseball once a week, I’m pretty sure we can call it even.

Air fried @cheerios taste just like Cheerios but like….. hotter.

“Oh crap he’s dead” - me, every time my son stops making noise for 5 seconds.

I know we do daylight savings so Santa has more time to get to all the houses, but why can’t we go back to normal after Christmas?

To whoever told my wife that we should watch Longmire because its “just like Yellowstone,” please never talk to my family again.