I mainly tweet about hockey and being a chill pervert

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I’m Mary Shit and they evicted me from Butt Island
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reallyhotguy, esq. retweeted
the lyrics to this song ("I just wanna make a lot of money, be my own housewife") only make sense if you comprehend that McRae is presenting a searing marxist-feminist critique of the 'double-shift,' which sees women shouldering the burdens of both wage and domestic labour
Tate McRae is undoubtedly going down in history as one of the best performances of all time at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show
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I think I’m gonna tune into Leafs Sharks tonight
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It’s surprising that coy is the bunch of friend who drives #gaypeoplecandoanything
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reallyhotguy, esq. retweeted
shourtney talking abt dwts 😛 (aka shayne's bruno impression)
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2,500 years ago … Socrates you dog
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You can see everything is sold out in every movie theatre in Boston until Wednesday so I guess you actually fucking can’t see everything
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Tweeting Fraser Minten is having a better start to the season than Macklin Celebrini and then putting phone up ass
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I never thought I would wish for Pavel Zacha to be on my hockey team again #healings
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reallyhotguy, esq. retweeted
I love Trixie Mattel
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About to Irish enterance my boy he has NO idea I’m in his crib
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I think if a man did Theranos no one would give a fuck
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morgan geekie are you free on thursday cause i’m free on thursday if you’re free on thursday
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Ryan Beatty Tonight 🤗
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I’m gonna start man on the streeting in Boston it feels like an untapped into market
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Lowkey have this #irolldeep
I need a team of lesbians around me
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Didn’t realize this Amazon Halloween package thing was a trend, I thought we were having a nation wide porch pirate epidemic
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I’m tryna get that Connor Storrie body I just signed up for hello fresh
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Olivia Rodrigo tonight 🤗
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