Here is my investment universe. The highlights mean a change occurred in the last year. Grey = new addition, Green = upgrade, Red = downgrade. The portfolio model is weighted 25% Acorns, 65% Saplings, 10% Oaks. Positions within each are equally weighted, reset monthly. 1/n

What are two stocks that you currently own and plan to hold "FOREVER"? (One stock must currently pay a dividend, the other must not.)

Just like collecting watches! 🤡

Said no watch collector, ever. This sounds like some dumb shit my wife would say, not a flex.

When you make a new Twitter account, @elonmusk is the first option provided in a list of recommended follows... bug or a feature?

Tweets critical of @elonmusk have completely disappeared from my timeline and now all my recommended posts are from his boot lickers and the accounts that he engages with... I am confident the internet simply ceased saying bad things about him.

This tweet looks great on my feed next to an ad for new iPad, pornography and conspiracy theories @tim_cook

entire feed is pro Elon Musk tweets, what the fuck is going on?

My entire stream for weeks has been negative comments about Elon Musk and now they have completely disappeared and every other tweet is from someone I don’t follow bootlicking Musk 😂

Musk blaming Apple for his fuck ups now… by Friday, Taco Bell or Betty Crocker will be responsible for Twitter’s downfall.

Everyone praised decentralization and deregulation and then all their money is stolen and they want regulators to step in and get it back? L o l — I hope SBF never spends a day in jail and keeps his Bahamas houses and billions. Sorry crypto nerds but reckoning still awaits many.

$44 billion in SWAG

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the H1B visa employees who do not have the option to quit.

RIP to your hard earned followers FinTwit. See you on @Stocktwits where you should have been all along — time to rebuild 😂

And @elonmusk wonders why Twitter usage is at all time highs… here to watch you burn it all down sir!

This is too perfect.