@realchieftan

Realest realist, not in that order.

 Chevy Chase, MD
Joined February 2010
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Haters always win
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One seatbelt celebration turned into never winning a B1G game again. My god.
Jonas Shaffer
@jonas_shafferOct 17
One year apart.
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connor@cg_410Oct 13
“WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU TELL HIM, LARRY?!”
Rolling Stone
@RollingStoneOct 13
Larry David Saw O.J. Simpson at a Country Club the Day Nicole Brown Simpson Was Killed According to a new biography, the 'Seinfeld' showrunner and Simpson both ate breakfast at Riviera Country Club on June 12, 1994. rollingstone.com/tv-movies/t…

Larry David Saw O.J. Simpson at a Country Club the Day Nicole Brown Simpson Was Killed

Larry David crossed paths with O.J. Simpson at a country club the day Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman were killed, according to a new biography.

rollingstone.com
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“I’M LOSING MY EDGE”
Leading Report
@LeadingReportOct 6
President Trump: I know more about everything than anybody anywhere in the world.
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me before the series: can't believe they got in, house money. me before this game: hilarious they even forced a game 3, house money. me now: this is the worst phillies team I have ever had to endure that had any semblance of expectations.
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i put the action news theme over lebron's first photoshoot as a sixer idk it just felt right
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It’s 9:06 am on Monday morning and I can’t believe Mike Locksley is still employed
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Me tonight in my living room because the Phillies are incapable of winning a baseball game themselves.
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Locks should be fired just for this
Testudo Times
@testudotimesSep 26
An unbelievable pick-six for UCLA. MD 3 - UCLA 34 | 8:16 3Q
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ryan@ryasaurusxSep 22
not now jigsaw
Pop Base
@PopBaseSep 22
Taylor Swift has changed her Instagram bio: “And, baby, that’s sh0w business f0r y0u.”
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#Maryland Head Coach Hot Board Version 1.0: 1. Urban Meyer
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It’s always a good sign when your starting quarterback’s postgame quote is “well at least I’m not dead”
Nolan Rogalski@NolanRogalskiSep 20
Malik Washington at the end of his press conference postgame: "It's a tough day, but at the end of the day, you still get a chance to breathe, talk, and walk, and that's something that a lot of people take for granted ... we just have to be thankful to the Lord for that."
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Mags@magstoriches9Sep 20
I would rather my permanent address be Guantánamo Bay than be a Maryland football fan with the way they run this program
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Fire Locks
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I’m crying the little robot in his head that controls his body said “deucesssss✌️”
Desirée Townsend
@DesireeReportsSep 16
Sen. Mitch McConnell leaves the Senate after casting his vote in the Senate Agriculture Committee this afternoon.
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the witch at spirit halloween waiting for me to step on her mat
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Trill Withers@TylerIAm6 Oct 2023
That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir
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hearing mike tirico’s voice again is like drugs and then cris collinsworth jumps on the mic and you realize it was laced with fentanyl
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As this place continue to expand, I would like to go on record that it sucks.
bea@beaformanwritesSep 9
Call Your Mother opened its pink storefront in Fishtown TODAY at 1500 Frankford Ave. The DC-based bagel chain has been expanding rapidly after getting a boost from private equity in 2025. The bagels are a New York-Montreal hybrid, with 9 varieties and 19 sandwich options.
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This is the Philly sandwich discourse I live for: -Owner might have killed some people -Eats were fire though -Would go back
nothing to see here...@GregTheCSep 9
Replying to @JackInacker
My Daughter brought home a Skinny Joeys. I’m not a big fan bc Merlino is a bad guy and probably killed a couple people but his cheesesteak sandwich was excellent. A decent amount of ribeye with some sort of sharp cheese on a good roll. Want to try with cheese whiz, wit, next time
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We finally have a statement about that controversial ending, sir Great. What layout and font should we use? Definitely “back cover of a 1980s young adult mystery paperback”
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