@readytoplow

degenerate desert dweller🌵hockey, hoops, hardball, hijinks

 Phoenix, AZ
Joined July 2011
  • Tweets2.6K
  • Following368
  • Followers264
1.9KMedia
#ironchef #halloween
35
rust belt roadtrip
@gmoultOct 8
it’s a national shame that phoenix is in the top five largest cities
4
78
readytoplow retweeted
micah !@bucketszn__Oct 5
Dr. Loomis use to blow that mf at Michael Myers 😭
114
1,187
311
5,854
770,341
readytoplow retweeted
mao_wow
@realwow_maoSep 30
dudes in 1066: last night was a tapestry
28
1,306
21
20,784
313,720
let’s try this again…
1
1
4
79
readytoplow retweeted
jo.@sereneObscuritySep 10
clockwatchers (1997)
12
1,359
54
11,708
212,758
Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
303
30,568
2,820
115,337
HEAT (1995) - FRAME 0335
117
2,652
354
14,992
1,930,589
readytoplow retweeted
dam@beachboydamSep 2
I’m not afraid to start over
3
309
32
3,514
350,847
Trill Withers@TylerIAm6 Oct 2023
That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir
1
3
229
readytoplow retweeted
erin chack@ErinChackAug 5
Ginger ale tastes best on a plane because it is a beverage of the gods and when you fly you are closer to them, radiating in their light
31
1,164
35
14,044
289,341
readytoplow retweeted
Dr. Lucky Tran@luckytranJul 15
In capitalist America, Taco Bell is our CDC and Waffle House is our weather alert system.
43
6,855
78
48,485
516,600
readytoplow retweeted
Big Timi
@OrevaZSNJun 23
The World Cup is proof that, if it weren't for our leaders, the vast majority of people around the world would get along just fine.
624
22,272
463
196,091
2,664,011
readytoplow retweeted
Jeff Weiss
@PassionweissJun 12
For the 30th year in a row, "Return of the Mack" is the song of the summer
Dan Devine
@YourManDevineJun 12
I used to think that saying the song of the summer was "Return of the Mack" every summer was a great bit by @Passionweiss, until I matured a little and realized the truth: it's not a bit, it's just the song of every summer
11
140
5
1,229
104,340
readytoplow retweeted
Evan@daviddunn177May 17
Uneducated voters are more dangerous than illegal immigrants.
3,637
57,201
1,385
252,047
3,824,176
readytoplow retweeted
Devin Walker
@Devin_Walker2May 12
if i send you this, im praying for your down fall…..
80
3,882
178
22,583
407,545
“Gee I hope I don’t have a long day” Me arriving at the Long Day Factory:
6
1,050
13
17,719
398,322
On this day in 1959, Marty Robbins recorded the full album “Gunfighter Ballads & Trail Songs”
51
89
50
822
176,034
readytoplow retweeted
Mark Morrison@_markmorrisonMar 4
30 years ago today i released a song. 🙏🏿🎂❤️
1,228
8,306
1,870
39,620
1,410,926
I’m gonna steal the unredacted Epstein files.
The Direct
@TheDirectMar 3
EXCLUSIVE: The script for NATIONAL TREASURE 3 is now being written, according to producer Jerry Bruckheimer: "It's coming along quite well." (via thedirect.com/article/nation…)
2
158
Load more