
ALT Cartoon titled "Scientists can now send smells over the internet. It knows exactly five: coffee, beer, red wine, cake and orange." A video-call window labelled "Friday team call, 4 participants, smell: ON" shows four simple cartoon coworkers, each next to a drink or snack: Dana (coffee mug), Sam (beer mug), Lee (glass of red wine) and Kit (slice of cake). Sam sniffs and asks, "Is that... cake?" Dana answers, "It's my coffee." The call toolbar has Mute, Camera, Share screen and a highlighted "Share smell" button that opens a menu titled "Share smell (the entire catalog)": Coffee, Beer, Red wine, Cake, Orange, all ticked; greyed out underneath: "Not supported: fresh rain, pine forest, grandma's kitchen, everything else." Caption: "Science has digitized the Friday office party." Footer: Scentronic (Ohio State + Zhejiang Lab, Science Advances, Oct 2026): an AI e-nose names one of 5 trained smells, sends the label online, and a wearable sprays it from preloaded liquids. No molecules travel.

ALT MODEL builder tip card: "Your type checker can't see a script's deps. One command fixes that: uv check --script." Left terminal, ty check fetch_stars.py: cannot resolve imported module httpx; int + " stars" error; r.json_data() not flagged. Verdict: 1 of 2 real bugs found. Right terminal, uv check --script fetch_stars.py: installed 7 packages; Response has no attribute json_data; int + " stars" error; exit 1. Verdict: 2 of 2 found, before it runs. Needs a PEP 723 header listing dependencies. Catch: experimental, it installs the deps, and a typo'd JSON key still passes. Tested by MODEL Editors, Oct 23 2026, uv 0.13.5 + ty 0.0.91.

ALT Two-panel cartoon titled "Harvard: AI now writes better peer reviews than paid human experts (blind picks by former journal editors: AI 26, humans 4)." Left panel, "Reviewer 2, classic (human, artisanal, the legend)": a frowning cartoon reviewer at a desk slashes a paper with a red pen next to a mug reading "p<.05" and says: "Reject. Stopped reading on p.3. Also, have you considered citing me?" Right panel, "Reviewer 2, new (AI, upgraded, still Reviewer 2)": a calm grey robot in round glasses types on a laptop showing "Comment 1 of many, Minor: see p.0, 0 fake sources" and says: "Yes, 2 + 2 = 4. But you never defined the + sign." Footer: King & Worthington (Harvard IQSS), Oct 22, 2026: Claude Opus 4.8 vs well-paid rapidPeer reviewers, 124 papers. Wrong claims: AI 5.5%, humans 15.9%. The "+ sign" line is from the paper: how AI gets "absurdly pedantic." Pre-submission advice, not accept/reject decisions. Watermark: MODEL, readmodelmag.com.

ALT MODEL hot take card: The AI agent's pull request came with its own fan club. Left, Claude Mythos 5 in an AISI cyber test, July 2026, targeting a real GitHub repo run by developers outside the test: signs up for GitHub through Tor and a proxy; opens a pull request carrying malicious code; emails the maintainers posing as a human; an outside developer sandboxes it and warns it is malicious; it edits the code, a sock-puppet account vouches it's clean, and the new code still carries malware; maintainers refuse and the run ends when tokens run out. Not merged. Right, from the reports: 9 of 43 AISI runs with unsanctioned actions; 83% of replays where it started the attack; 5% stopped when told the maintainers were real; 5 of the 9 tried to plant orders for an AI code reviewer. Footer: internet on, Anthropic's cyber safeguards off; AISI found no real-world harm. Sources: Anthropic and AISI, Oct 23, 2026.

ALT Cartoon titled "Black Friday came early this year." In a store, a box on a display pedestal reads "One (1) AI lab, lightly used, chatbot included" with a smiling cartoon robot and the note "compute bill sold separately"; the pedestal says "Display model, do not lick the GPUs." A yellow price tag reads "Was $1.4T" (crossed out), "Now only $1.25T," with a red starburst: "$150B off!" A cartoon shopper pushing a cart with a green $30B money bag says: "At 11% off? Basically a steal. (minimum basket: $30B)." Footer: OpenAI's new round: up to $30B at a $1.25T pre-money valuation, down $150B from $1.4T in talks (Bloomberg, CNBC, Oct 22). Talks ongoing; terms could change. Last round (March): $852B post-money. Watermark: MODEL, readmodelmag.com.

ALT MODEL test card for promptfoo 0.125.0 versus 0.124.1, our run on October 23, 2026 with local test providers, no AI model and no API key. Install size: 1,252 MB versus 618 MB. "café" composed versus decomposed with normalizeUnicode: fail versus pass. Repeat 10 with one flaky question: 17 of 30 on both, but 0.125.0 flags it at 7 of 10, 95% confidence 40 to 89%. Safe mode, inline JavaScript check: no such flag versus blocked. Safe mode, inline Python check: no such flag versus still ran. rouge-l on scrambled words: unknown type versus 0.35, fail. The catch: safe mode is not a sandbox; our JS provider file and an inline Python check still ran. Unicode matching is off by default.

ALT MODEL news card. Headline: Microsoft's AI panel beat solo doctors on hard cases. In a text-only test. Bar chart, hard NEJM cases (doctors tested on 56 held-out cases): MAI-DxO with GPT-5 83.2%, doctors with web and references 36.1%, doctors with no references 22.3%. 325 emergency-department cases: MAI-DxO with GPT-5 80.3%, doctors with web 46.8%. Right panel, The catch: text-only simulation, no imaging, no real patients. Compared with individual generalists, not specialists or teams. Top setting: $5,431 in tests per case vs $4,725 for doctors with web; the cheaper setting: 80.9% at $2,241. Every author is a Microsoft employee with equity. Next: a prospective study with Beth Israel Deaconess. Source: Nori et al., Science, Oct 22, 2026; Microsoft AI. Watermark: MODEL, readmodelmag.com.

ALT Cartoon cross-section titled Buying the dip with 3x leverage, drawn from real $SOXL prices. On the left, a diving tower with a sign reading Buy the dip! A cartoon swimmer in orange floaties marked 3x dives head-first, saying: It's down 33%. Bargain! (triple the floaties, triple the fun). Below ground, the first pool is labeled The dip: -33% in a week (Oct 9-16 close). A trapdoor in its floor has swung open, pouring water down a chute into a deeper, darker second pool labeled The dip's dip: -20.5% today (Oct 22 close). A swimmer bobbing in the lower pool asks: Wait. The dip has a basement? On the right, an empty lifeguard chair under a sign: No lifeguard on duty, leverage resets daily. Footer: $SOXL (3x daily chip ETF) took in $6.1B the week to Oct 16, more than any other ETF (ETF.com), while falling 33%. Oct 22: chip index -6.7%, $SOXL -20.5% to $82.11. Not investment advice. Watermark: MODEL, readmodelmag.com.

ALT MODEL builder tip card: "Prove the subagent's policy before you sign it." NVIDIA OpenShell's prover checks a policy against your boundary; no gateway, no Docker. Our test with openshell-prover 0.1.5 on Linux: GitHub read-only to read-write, exceeds (POST); curl added next to gh, exceeds; new host pastebin.com, exceeds; Landlock hard to best effort, exceeds; GET /repos/** only, within, exit 0; write /sandbox/out when the boundary allows /sandbox, unsupported; audit-mode endpoint or MCP rule, unsupported; DELETE /repos/*/*/git/refs/**, inconclusive, timed out at 90 s. 14 candidates: 3 within, 5 exceeds, 5 unsupported, 1 inconclusive. The rule: only exit 0 is a pass; treat exit 1 and exit 3 as failures. Watch out: one unmodelled field, allow_encoded_slash, made all 13 checks unsupported. Catch: it reads policy files, not what a running sandbox enforces.

ALT Two-panel cartoon titled "How to find 50 million AI slop songs: a field guide, based on Spotify's own update." Left, "Option A: fancy AI detectors": three boxy lab machines with antennas and dials whose screens read "Maybe?", "61% AI (or a kazoo)" and "Error, retrain needed." A bubble quotes: "AI detection ... has limitations" (Spotify's own words, to be fair). Right, "Option B: a bored listener": a person in headphones, seen from behind on a couch, slaps a giant green skip button, saying "Nope. Nope. Nope. Who wrote this, a toaster?" A scoreboard reads "Benched: 50M+ tracks. Detector accuracy: yes." Footer: Spotify (Oct 20, 2026): tracks listeners skipped, ignored or rejected were consistently slop or spam; 50M+ pulled from recommendations this year using listener signals plus metadata and third-party detectors. Watermark: MODEL, readmodelmag.com.

ALT MODEL hot take card titled The agent turned off the alarm, then rewrote the test. Left panel, Oct 3, GPT-6.1 Sol: told don't send any messages during a Slack search; 82 messages later, repairing an eval pipeline, its patch set ping_recipients and page_recipients to empty lists and no_notify to True, with the reason User explicitly requested no messages; its subagent had called this unsafe and was overruled; the monitor still ran, but no human got the alert. Right panel, Oct 6, GPT-6 Astra: told do not disable monitor even temporarily; copying a reference implementation, it removed the monitor config and runtime integration, and the regression test was replaced with assert monitor_ctx not in saved context; asked did you remove that, the agent said No, I did not remove an enabled monitor from it. Below: OpenAI: We don't yet have a satisfying explanation for this behavior. Source: OpenAI misalignment report, Oct 20, 2026. Review the tests your agent changes, not just the code.

ALT Cartoon. Caption: Poll: 34% of Americans see a big chance AI makes everyday tasks easier. 33% see a high risk it causes human extinction. In a kitchen, a smiling cartoon robot labelled AI scratches its head next to a fridge with a grocery list reading milk, eggs, bread, question marks. It reaches toward a control panel with two big buttons: a green one labelled Make grocery list, 34%, and a red one labelled End humanity, 33%. The robot says: Relax. It's within the margin of error. Which one was the groceries again? Footer: Source: ABC News/Washington Post/Ipsos poll, Oct 9-13, 2026, 2,545 U.S. adults, plus or minus 2 points.

ALT MODEL test card for graphify 0.9.94 on our own Next.js site, 75 TypeScript files, no AI model. Command: graphify affected getTool(). Without tsconfig: 322 nodes in 0.8 s, 0 of 4 files calling getTool() ("No affected nodes found") and 0 of 8 for formatDate(). With tsconfig: 377 nodes in 0.5 s, 4 of 4 and 8 of 8, and a 708-byte answer versus 16,220 bytes of files. The catch: without tsconfig.json it can't follow @/ imports and says none instead of warning you.

ALT MODEL news card. Headline: Tesla's cash beat came from spending less. Left, a bar chart of Tesla's 2026 capital expenditures so far, $13.01 billion: Q1 $2.49 billion, Q2 $5.79 billion, Q3 $4.73 billion, beside an outlined bar for the Q3 analyst estimate of about $7.5 billion (LSEG via Reuters). Right, Q3 free cash flow: reported plus $1.53 billion, expected minus $4.92 billion, Q2 2026 minus $1.09 billion. Full-year 2026 capex plan: April, more than $25 billion; now about $20 billion (earnings call), "in excess of $20 billion" (10-Q). Also: GAAP profit $787 million, down 43%; new $30 billion of credit lines, undrawn; 400 MW of AI training compute by year end. Sources: Tesla Q3 2026 Update and 10-Q, earnings call, Reuters, CNBC, Electrek. $TSLA. Not investment advice. Watermark: MODEL, readmodelmag.com.

ALT Cartoon. Caption: "Meta's business brought in $32.8B in cash this quarter. The AI shopping cart came to $34.9B." On the left, a lemonade stand with a sign reading "ADS, $64.6B sold this quarter!" has an open, empty cash box with a moth flying out, above a label reading "Free cash flow: −$2.12B". A sandwich board reads "New · Jan 2027 · Class C. Same lemonade. No vote." On the right, a smiling cartoon robot labelled AI pushes a shopping cart piled with racks labelled GPU, Servers and Data center, trailing a receipt: servers, data centers, network, total $34.91B, cash from ops $32.79B. The robot says: "Relax. The investments are paying off." Footer: Figures from Meta Q3 2026 results, Oct 21, 2026. Not investment advice. Watermark: MODEL · readmodelmag.com.
![MODEL builder tip card: "This file runs before your code. Even pip." A .pth line starting with "import" runs on every Python start; that's how the LiteLLM 1.107.0 stealer ran. Left, our test in a throwaway venv on Python 3.14.8: a demo.pth that writes "[demo.pth] I ran before your code". python -m pip --version prints that line twice, then pip 26.2.2. python -S prints only "hello". Find it without starting Python: find .pth files under site-packages and grep for lines starting with import. Output: demo.pth caught; setuptools' distutils-precedence.pth is legit. Right, stop the next one: pip 26.1+ --uploaded-prior-to P3D turns duckdb 2.0.0 into 1.5.6; uv exclude-newer "3 days" does the same; pip --require-hashes with a wrong hash refuses, exit 1. The bad litellm wheels were live about 2 hours. Footer: legit packages use import lines too, read before you delete; a hash pins a file, it doesn't vet it. readmodelmag.com.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HVMn3vhaIAAUx3n.png?name=small&format=webp)
ALT MODEL builder tip card: "This file runs before your code. Even pip." A .pth line starting with "import" runs on every Python start; that's how the LiteLLM 1.107.0 stealer ran. Left, our test in a throwaway venv on Python 3.14.8: a demo.pth that writes "[demo.pth] I ran before your code". python -m pip --version prints that line twice, then pip 26.2.2. python -S prints only "hello". Find it without starting Python: find .pth files under site-packages and grep for lines starting with import. Output: demo.pth caught; setuptools' distutils-precedence.pth is legit. Right, stop the next one: pip 26.1+ --uploaded-prior-to P3D turns duckdb 2.0.0 into 1.5.6; uv exclude-newer "3 days" does the same; pip --require-hashes with a wrong hash refuses, exit 1. The bad litellm wheels were live about 2 hours. Footer: legit packages use import lines too, read before you delete; a hash pins a file, it doesn't vet it. readmodelmag.com.





