The disorganized brains behind Naughty Netherworld Press & Reader's Roost. I have this thing now. https://xitter.cf/t.co/MQOT3hzQgc
Joined September 2020
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Now scheduling for September and beyond. Ditto for alpha and beta reading services.
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I've got lots of new books for you today on Reader's Roost. Come check them out! buff.ly/3TbBPA6
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I am open to new clients in September and beyond. Alpha reading, beta reading, all phases of the editing process. Mention this tweet for a 50% discount. bit.ly/orneryliteraryservice…
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Check out the first post in my annual 30 Days of Haiga 2024 Challenge. buff.ly/3Z7IS0D
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I am as old as shit, and I hope that when my brother and I depart this mortal coil, we can spend about a century chasing each other around "shooting" each other with cap guns before heading into our next lives.
Which better not be as hard as this one has been.
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Circus peanuts (actually nasty, crunchy marshmallows with peanut butter flavoring, I guess) followed by Necco wafers, which taste like chalk. The licorice looks like the Panda brand, which is actually pretty good.
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At this time of year, I need a fan. I always need a hall light and some sort of background noise.
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Larry is the Fine fellow on the right of your screen for you peasants not versed in the Three Stooges.
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Women: Your not-so-secret weapon should be simply never dating a guy who talks about himself this way.
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Jam for the toast. Otherwise, eggy-weggs, potatoes, beans, and sausage look good to me. I tend to prefer hash brown patties with this kind of meal, but potatoes is potatoes.
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Butter, no. Cream cheese, yes.
I'll eat American cheese or peanut butter on saltines, but the crackers have to be Ritz or Town House for cream cheese.
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