Girl Dad. Chiefs fan. H̶i̶g̶h̶-̶h̶a̶n̶d̶i̶c̶a̶p̶p̶e̶r̶ Mid-handicapper.

Washington, DC
Joined February 2009
Mahomes recovering that fumble is insane. Wow. Just Wow.
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“NFL ON CBS” delivers record-setting audience for Chiefs-Raiders with 28.448 M viewers 🏆 Most-watched NFL game of the season 🥇 Best Week 4 game ever on any network 📈 Season: 19.883 M viewers, up +9% vs. last year’s record-setting mark
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If @Chiefs "fans" were broadcasters, they would be loved like Chris Collinsworth. JFC. We have become such an insufferable and insatiable group. Sitting at 3-0 with a top 5 offense and defense, and all I see is complaining. They act like we weren't 6-11 just last season.
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Coach Bienemy was ALWAYS the better option. All the close games we lost last season, should be wins this season. I will attribute that to EB.
#Chiefs Regular season games with 30+ points: Matt Nagy as OC 2023-2025 (51 games): 5 Eric Bieniemy as OC in 2026 (2 games): 2
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The rest of the NFL knowing Mahomes is back to being Mahomes again
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Dave Toub needs to tighten up his unit. The Chiefs special teams penalties are making drives longer.
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The Americans have been a wholesale embarrassment at @rydercup. Players. Fans. Everyone. I would say we are better than this, but there no need to lie about it.
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Until @WillZalatoris actually said his name, I totally thought he was Happy’s original caddie. #HappyGilmore
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What’s understood doesn’t need to be explained. Respectfully, The Big Fundamental had to come off the list.
Replying to @akzzlfc
None of them can guard me. How bout that???
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Scottie Scheffler is the @PatrickMahomes of the @PGATOUR. The man is on a historic run.
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But there are legitimate questions about the “seemingly” ease that he is coasting to some of these wins. Having @JonRahmOfficial or @brysondech breathing down your neck is different than the guys who were in contention today.
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I’m definitely not saying Scottie wouldn’t still beat those guys. He is more than talented enough to do so. I am saying that several of the players on LIV would give him more competition under pressure.
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Wellness check for the great @minakimes. Her @Seahawks are in a tailspin.
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Damn. @KDTrey5 had that Serbian coach crashing out after that first game in the Olympics. #CourtofGold
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This woman held that note for a cool 18 seconds. Remarkable performance by the new voice of a generation.
Just a little south London girl’s first ever Grammyssss🥺😭🫀
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I get why the anonymous account are feeding this: They get paid off of engagement & that’s their hustle. But for @AdamSchefter, who makes *9M a year*, feed into this on arguably the single best day of football of the year, just to satisfy the algorithm, is a disservice to fans.
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If folks want to see all 7, here they are courtesy of @ChasingSnyder. Truly unreal folks are doing this today.
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I never want to hear another person say that Kelce is not the GOAT. Argue with your mom.
Two 🐐's borrowing from each other's bag. Belichick once used Travis Kelce's tape to get Gronk to improve his break-tackle ability. 👀 @insidethenfl tonight 9/8c on The CW
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"I don't think the Houston Texans understand how to win a football game like this." @TedyBruschi says there's a "big difference in class" between the Chiefs and the Texans 😬
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