I always thought that if I gave @KLM my preference, and as a long-standing GOLD member, I would get a free upgrade one day. On my last flight, I learned that if you give the stewards some chocolate, they do what KLM does not. Thanks for teaching me to bribe, fellow passenger.

Gemini on Android Auto is an absolute game changer for active commuting. Before I could listen, podcasts or books, now... Now I can write blog posts by having conversations, lay the foundation of research for a project, even generate code. Holy shit.

It's pretty cool that I'm doing my first speaking gig in Brazil on the same night that @AmsterdamPHP is on. Feels like the universe in balance.

Galera de Brasília! Voltei! Adoraria ver e rever muitos de vocês e achei uma ótima oportunidade no Meetup da CodeCon! Cola lá galera! eventos.codecon.dev/eventos/…

Ai, @MercadoLivre… se toda vez que eu for ver um produto na sua página, você me pede para: logar, fazer um captcha, fazer um 2FA… eu não vou mais ver produto na sua página. Faz essa porra toda depois que eu decidi comprar.

Não acredito que vai ter @CampusPartyBRA em Brasília e eu não vi o call 4 speakers! Caraca tá muito difícil descobrir eventos no BR com aviso prévio.

Alguém já usou o portal de developers do BB para acessar as APIs de extratos? Alguem usou um certificado letsencypt nesse processo? To batendo na trave o tempo todo.

Me: Peeks into WP Community to see if @photomatt has decided to start using different meds and stop destroying the community. - What Drama should I start in 2025? Post - Sustainability Team implosion ... steps back out. Ok he is not done yet.

Americans on Syria: we wish for an interim gov that is diverse and inclusive... Americans in America: kill the woke vermin! ... Right, ok.

And Netherlands needs real "cuisine". Keep your bitterballen politics out of my country, please.

I mean they did say this was the last election, didn't yall listen

Brasi é foda... empresas não tão nem ai pra compromisso e o horário dos outros... é um tal de remarcar, cancelar, esquecer. Empresário ainda vem reclamar de 6x1 depois disso.

Porra @vivobr não dá! Todo dia essa semana a internet cai. E como não sou titular vocês não me ajudam em porra nenhuma vai se fuder caralho.

Level up 🎉 I reached @localguides level 7 by helping others explore on Google Maps. #localguides

Twitter only sends me highlights from Elon and Trump, both of whom I could not care less. But sure, algorithm, not biased at all, no influence from Elon...

Yes, please. Both of you can fuck of to another planet, preferably without a return ticket.

How, just, how has @Steam at this fucking day and age not figured out a timeout switching you to offline mode and just letting you play games?

Ei @vivobr estamos sem internet no altiplano Leste. Qual a expectativa? Eu não sou titular aí é impossível ver o status da linha.

Looks like this place is finally dying. I'm over at the butterfly and elephant networks, same handle. Join me

So Musk's own, biased, AI is reporting he lied multiple times about political matters. ... And you are still believing him? Good job, you have officially turned your brain off.