@rcschmidt1

He/him. I just wasn't made for these times. https://xitter.cf/t.co/EILCMmv3lx

 Omaha, Nebraska
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Joined October 2009
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It feels awkward to do this but I'm so grateful for my friends for putting this together. If you could donate or use your reach to share, I'd be very appreciative. Thanks. Fundraiser for Roy Schmidt by Jacob Copenhaver : Help our dear friend RC gofund.me/95331976

Donate to Help our dear friend RC, organized by Jacob Copenhaver

Hey Everyone! We’re reaching out on behalf of our dear friend RC, who is currently facing a … Jacob Copenhaver needs your support for Help our dear friend RC

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Speech was running long, guy needed a snack I guess...
Roshan Rinaldi
@Roshan_RinaldiOct 18
Meanwhile,... a Trump supporter eats his own ear wax on live TV:
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Zack Phillips@zackphillOct 15
that’s an outrageous amount of cologne to store in your locker
Sports Central LA@SportsCentralLAOct 15
"Three home runs in game... I didn't even give up one the whole year, so to have three in a game is pretty frustrating." Blake Snell after the Dodgers' 6-2 loss to the Brewers to go down 3-0 in the #NLCS @CBSLosAngeles
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When they decided that they were fine with dead 1st graders that was pretty much the end of it.
Melech.
@MelechThomasOct 15
goddammit, man. schools been getting shot up my whole life and we ain't done nothing as a nation to stop it. I feel like every time I read headlines like this, a part of my soul withers away. 💔💔💔💔
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Belmont Cameli sounds like a niche British automaker's Italian inspired sports car.
MLB
@MLBOct 7
Belmont Cameli, known as Garrett Graham from "Off Campus," throws the first pitch at the White Sox game!
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Haus of Decline@hausofdeclineOct 7
If you like Pokémon, perhaps I can introduce you to another turn-based RPG with switching out, deep stat analysis, field conditions, and a whole host of oddly named and shaped little guys to choose as your comfort character. That's right, it's Baseball.
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Flem's voice crack is perfect to me. I love it so.
Liru Sisa 🇲🇽🇵🇪 🌉
@CZR93Oct 6
This because at that point I had never seen any team that I root for win a championship
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One of the categories I wrote for tonight's trivia was, "Liam Gallagher Attempts To Describe A Thing". You guys are missing out on comedy gold, here.
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Hey, friends! I was gifted a handful of tickets to this Saturday's Union Omaha match! It's Fan Appreciation Day so they're pulling out all the stops. If you're interested in checking it out, gimme a shout. Text, DM, carrier pigeon, whatever.
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“Omaha, the San Diego of the Midwest”
Ryan Hall, Y’all
@ryanhallyallOct 2
The nicest weather in the USA today will be in and around Sioux Falls, SD, Omaha, NE, and Des Moines, IA.
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Polling USA
@USA_PollingOct 2
BUTELRIAN JIHAD HAS BEEN CALLED DESTROY THE THINKING MACHINES
Pope Leo XIV
@PontifexOct 2
In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.
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Just saw some dumbass kid advertising that weird fake Husker MAGA account and I'm just thinking, "Man, don't ruin this.".
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Domino's Pizza UK
@Dominos_UKSep 25
introducing our Sympathy For Man City pizza
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patrick@redfordSep 24
this is great, and i’d suggest this @mckinneykelsey banger as a sidecar to Pablo’s investigation defector.com/saquon-barkley-…

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Pablo Torre 👀
@PabloTorreSep 24
Good morning. We investigated the Christian "scam" fronted by Tim Tebow: youtu.be/uh7s2jr0b48?si=Mmz2…

We Investigated the Christian "Scam" Fronted by Tim Tebow | PTFO

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The Rams have the ugliest Serie A third shirt ass unis on tonight.
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Joe Blevins@Joe_A_BlevinsSep 20
I'm pretty sure this prison used to be a Circuit City.
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Fake KDKA News
@Fake_KDKASep 16
The man reportedly entered a plea of “zoinks!” More at 11.
WPXI
@WPXISep 16
Butler County man accused of planning terrorist attack in support of ISIS appears in federal court ebx.sh/mZ4YDL
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v!
@VulletySep 14
LMFAO “slang one of them salmon my way big fella”
Redd
@ReddCinemaSep 14
This video is sending me 😭😭😭
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Mike Beauvais@MikeBeauvaisSep 13
A disconsolate Ryan Day telling the bartender to leave the bottle of Just for Men.
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ANTIFAldo@ANTIFAldoSep 11
Sean McVay hearing about “jet lag”
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I used to watch AFL with my dad every Saturday night on the Worldwide Leader when I was little so seeing the Niners play on the ground of the AFL team I rooted for is sorta special. I wish you were around to see this, Dad.
AFL Memes
@MemesAFLSep 11
The NFL ref doing the AFL goal umpire signal after a field goal. Bless him 🙏
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