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I assume the compromised eMudhra private key that's apparently a single byte long is 0x69. They seem like the kind of organization that'd make a joke like that.
Come get your databases before this cloud is also full.
PlanetScale is now available on Azure
planetscale.com/blog/planets…
RichardDBMS:
- Connecting and disconnecting are cheap
- DDL never blocks
- Every table must have a PRIMARY KEY come on
- SELECT without FORCE INDEX is a syntax error
- No fancy transaction shit
OK but can AI change the battery in one smoke detector without setting off every smoke detector in the house?
If we can make an “AI torture chamber” then we can probably also make an AI that does everything really, really fast because it has to pee.
In hindsight, Growl notifications were the beginning of humans serving computers instead of computers serving humans.
"Agentic code review" is not code review it's a nondeterministic linter and maybe some ad-hoc testing. This is not a bad thing! But it's not answering the questions code review should answer:
1. Should we even do this?
2. Is the design good?
Richard Crowley retweeted
This summer we upgraded our 56TB Postgres database with (almost) no downtime.
And we moved all new runs to @planetscale Metal.
This post covers everything we did and everything we learned along the way.
tgr.dev/LuKQYce
I don’t know what it is about my phone-typing but it very often autocorrects “I” to “Ai” or “ai” as in “if there’s anything ai can do to help…” and hoo boy is that not the message I want to send.
Why was no one in the Massachusetts bar’s community upset the owners were trying to exploit the lack of safe spaces with a capitalist venture?