@rbohlender

Husband, dad of 10, pastor of The Bridge. Don’t blame them. Tweets are my own.

 I'm a moving target.
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Joined May 2008
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Eric Teetsel
@EricTeetselOct 23
The editor should read every piece before it gets published.
Christianity Today
@CTmagazineOct 22
A Note on the Elisabeth Elliot Article Our editor in chief on why the piece was taken down and why it was republished. christianitytoday.com/2026/1…

A Note on the Elisabeth Elliot Article - Christianity Today

Our editor in chief on why the piece was taken down and why it was republished.

christianitytoday.com
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"Focus group? We don't need no stinking focus group." NARRATOR: "They did, in fact, need a focus group."
Atlanta Falcons
@AtlantaFalconsOct 21
New PFP 👀
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Randy Bohlender retweeted
WireSpy
@WireSpy92Oct 18
Training for this years Tour de France
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Everyone wants to be the priest, no one wants to be the sacrifice. But we are seasoned in fire….. randybohlender.substack.com/…
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⚠️Tire Pressure Light Warning is in full effect across the Midwest⚠️
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Theis is a sweeping generalizaation, but lemme cook for a minute. We live on the southern frontier of metro KC. Lots of full size trucks here. Ford, Chevy, GMC & Ram. Ram drivers are the guys who buy a cowboy hat at Walmart the week the rodeo is in town. Just an observation.
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My trigger is soccer parents who yell “YOU CANT DO THAT” when you can, in fact, do that.
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Second would be the parent who discovered the offsides rule at the last game and now thinks every goal scored by the opposing team should be disallowed because they were offsides.
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Shout out to @GEICO roadside assistance who saved us TWICE when both vehicles suffered serious breakdowns a few hrs apart. Great service at a time we really needed it.
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This reminds me of those times, but I’m preaching and I’m reminded of a story that is somewhat adjacent to the topic but probably didn’t need to be told.
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So as I understand it, I did not win a Dove award this year. These things are so political.
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Painfully accurate right now.
Deb
@DontCallMeDebbyOct 4
I’m Gen X. I spent my childhood terrified of quicksand, spontaneous human combustion and the Bermuda Triangle. Turns out I should’ve been worried about my knees.
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I want the Chiefs to win this game, but Kurt Cousins is on fire.
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10/10 will happen.
Church Curmudgeon
@ChrchCurmudgeonOct 2
Oh, look, there’s the pastor in the coffee shop. I’d better go tell him a long, rambling disconnected story.
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I went to physical therapy this morning, only to discover that the specific office that I went to had no parking any closer than 700 steps from the door. I walked 700 steps in the rain with a cane to therapy.
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Still preaching from an easy chair until this knee is ready for prime time.
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Proven fact.
Midwest vs. The Rest
@midwestern_opeSep 28
How Midwesterners respond when someone says “I like your shirt”
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Dedicated a good number of exceptional crop of babies today! LIFE is beautiful. These arrows are going to fly…
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Oddly, Pinky never did find her forever home.
Braxton McCoy
@braxton_mccoySep 24
Never gets old
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I am coping with knee replacement recovery by doing the hard things. I am moving the goalposts. randybohlender.substack.com/…
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