Joined June 2008
Free-for-all hellscape. Thanks, @TwitterSafety.
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fondly remember, of all the hours you scrolled twitter in the bathroom, sewers were there for you first. and we’ll be there for you last.
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From: @twittereng To: @elonmusk Subject:
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We need to operate quickly if we are to save the babies.
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Here we have yet another full-blown Nazi on Twitter, and also one who should give Chappelle some pause about his monologue last night
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we in England INVENTED the concept of time
Replying to @StreathamRovers
Look for the avoidance of doubt we use a different way of writing dates in Britain. This wasn't some ridiculous mistake by the Football Club/me, it was an honest mistake. Write your dates however you like but we in England INVENTED the concept of time so you're in the wrong here.
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Humble beginnings: Did you know that prior to his career-defining role as “Weird Al” Yankovic, actor Daniel Radcliffe appeared in a number of movies about a boy wizard, in which he played the title character? #MovieTrivia
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In our meeting, Elon Musk made a commitment that he would do his part to protect the integrity of these midterms. But just days later, he fired employees at Twitter who oversee election mis- and disinformation. So we called on companies to pause all ad spending immediately.
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What's left of Twitter's trust and safety team took less than a minute to determine that "shut it Jew" does not violate whatever the rules are now.
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Still rubbernecking in this hellscape, but trying out Mastodon. I still don't get how it works, but I'm @rblum@lediva.masto.host if anyone cares.
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A donut shop was molotov-cocktailed for holding a drag event. A DONUT SHOP was MOLOTOV-COCKTAILED for holding a DRAG EVENT. A DONUT SHOP WAS MOLOTOV-COCKTAILED FOR HOLDING A DRAG EVENT.
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BREAKING: The Feds have launched their first investigation into allegations that a woman was denied a medically NECESSARY Abortion.
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Personally, I'll be glad to temporarily pay a bit more for gas if it means my daughter gets to grow up in a country where she's not a second class citizen in Gilead. I'M VOTING BLUE.
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‘Don’t call us fascists!’ they say, as they approvingly quote… *checks notes*… the former fascist dictator of Spain.
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The bad news is that the XBB subvariant of Omicron is likely the most immune-evasive. The good news is that the new “bivalent” vaccine boosters from Pfizer and Moderna seem to work just fine against it. trib.al/30vKLMO
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Graham Norton has been compelled to delete his Twitter account following a torrent of abuse and harassment. Norton was targeted following his recommendation that the media should talk to trans people about trans issues rather than celebrities like JK Rowling. #JKRvsLGBTQ
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