do we think puppygirls were among the animals included on noah’s arc..

really need a girl to pin me down and pet me until i learn my place whenever i try to overexert myself 🥹🥹🥹🥹

i wanna yearnpost but my chronic pain is beating my ass so hard rn its hard to think of anything 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

forever amused by westerners that have a massive superiority complex over not being born in the US “nyooooo u don’t get it my pm FINGERWAGGED at netanyahu before bending over for him, im so much better than you!!!!!!” girl all our countries are complicit in this shit

kinda shocked my tweet complaining u have to pay a bunch to cross borders got so mega ratioed. is that so unagreeable?????? sorry i didnt have rich parents to take me on vacation to europe all the time so i wasn't born with a passport, fuck me ig???? LOL

my mom bought a bigass jar of nutella she wants me #fat

heheheheheheh

they should make it illegal to fall in love with canadians. wtf do u mean im only a few hours away from her but i have to buy a fucking passport first !!!!!!!!! borders are a fucking scam

i feel so vindicated as a longtime atelier fan