All tweets are my own, but are mostly retweets and Instagrams. 📸

Joined February 2009
Hey @SpiritofTas My neighbour Harvey aged 3 1/2 is a MASSIVE fan of yours and has built his very own Spirit of Tasmania V out of Duplo. Any chance we could get a tour of the ship while it’s docked in Leith?! It would blow his mind to see inside. Thanks
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let's vote yuki for driver of the day this weekend!! he needs to know how much we'll miss him next year 🥹
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Justice for Vicky. She was superb and just had a little wobble. #StrictlyComeDancing
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Hats off to the Traitors Team. Superb series. Claudia’s wardrobe and one liners. Joe absolutely nailing it. The twist that no one expected. Nick falling to his knees and gasping FUCK OFF. David giggling. Perfection. Chef’s kiss. 2026 is too far away. #CelebrityTraitors
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I’m calling it Crofty jinxed the Bearman podium. #F1 #MexicoGP
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I AM SO EXCITED FOR THE HADJAR PODIUM Gutted that it’s at the expense of our lovely Lando.
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Get this man an ice-cream STAT!!! 🍦🍦🍦 Or maybe Charles Leclerc would prefer a Stroopwaffle… #DutchGP #DutchGrandPrix #F1
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The Landostand energy is wasted. There are no cameras on us and our Mexican waves!
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Can we all agree that at every British TV Awards this year we all vote for Winkleman PLEASE ?! She’s dressed impeccably, breaks the 4th wall with charming quips and above all else is sensational. Oh and well and truly invested in her own show. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
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Really wish Jake turned out to be a traitor in the end. Urgh. #TheTraitors
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THAT’S.NOT.HOW.YOU.USE.THE.WORD. LITERALLY!! 🤬🤬🤬 #TheTraitors
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Bloody love how excited Alison was getting a pointless answer on #PointlessCelebrities
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When will AM realise that all that talent behind the scenes means nothing when you’ve got this guy driving the car… 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ #F1 #F1DriverOfTheDay
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The Italian national anthem really is a banger. #USAGP #F1
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I bloody love Ian Hislop. Absolutely roasted that horrid ex-MP. #HIGNFY
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As a dachshund owner, I know this all too well. Always wants in on the kisses & cuddles.
I am crying, Leo didn‘t want to third-wheel so he joined the kiss 😂
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