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Hungover, hungry and handsome Miami

Miami, FL
Joined March 2012
STOP blocking your mother on Instagram ... let her see the hoe she raised
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"He's NOT unemployed, he is a full time betting wizard "
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Girls in Miami will Bartend , Escort & do Onlyfans & still be broke WTF
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How long after sex is it appropriate to ask for SSN and ID photos for a new Hardrock bet account?
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I know a girl that’s almost 40 years old doing Onlyfans still no husband no kids. I would show young girls her and say that’s the consequences of not locking in this could be you
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*the whole country is on fire* Onlyfans girls: “click the spicy link in my bio”
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If the body a 10 I don’t care if she retarded
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Women will be like “I Manifested this life” and it’s them being an escort
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Someone broke into my car last night and left Miami dolphins tickets
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Good morning ladies love island is over go start a family ♥️
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These girls so lonely now a days the only man they talk to is Chat GPT
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Losing one of your hoes at the start of summer .. Tragic 💔
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As soon as Trump announced the ceasefire, all the MAGATards flooded the internet declaring how he is king & he is the almighty… before you stayed quiet because you knew he campaigned no wars his slogan was vote trump for peace ✌️
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I want that type of pussy that dudes put their girl in their IG bio
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Me Flushing her Labubu Down the toilet because she don’t wanna act right
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I hate lustful women like did u know i can write code bitch
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My new bitch always badder than my last bitch
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I had some Colombian goth pussy last night and my life is changed
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Girls are out here shamming men for their bed size 🫩🫩
Guys if u also have this problem: just buy a king bed 😇 that’s how you manifest this queen quicker
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i’ve got a queen size bed with no queen in it
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