@rasta_dad

carpet dm - sees the day

Joined January 2017
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David Goldblatt@davidtgoldblattOct 14
It's crazy that there's a tool out there that's become vital to they way I do my job, parent my kids, and make major life decisions; and yet we barely spend more on it than AI
Lennart Heim
@ohlennartOct 14
TIL that global spending on alcohol is still larger than AI infrastructure spending this year ($1.7T vs $1.5T)
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Do you reckon gangnam style might be the last semi-joke/novelty song to reach the top 10 charts? I remember the 90s were full of em
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This was how it felt playing peggle for the first time
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 8
JUST IN: The first request from Christa Pike after waking up from her botched lethal injection was reportedly for her iPad so she could “play games.”
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Its not easyeian being plebeian but someone has to do it
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Sept 5x5. My infant sons 'please stop crying' song will probably never leave this list for a while now.
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annoying hinge screenshot. your punishment: thousands of twitter users explaining to you about a comedy show you already know about.
Hanna
@HannaCanadiaSep 18
Men are stupid
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
He is referring to the Canadian band Nirvana the Band, featured in the mockumentary series Nirvana the Band the Show, and unrelated to the Seattle-based American band Nirvana. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nirvana_t…
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finally finished reading House of Leaves
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coming around on the drake and goth girl thing. when the world has called you a pedo for a whole year you've earned a bit of playful whimsy.
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Zoe Camp@jzcamp1 Dec 2022
How are we doing on breadsticks over here
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Ⓜ️ert@mertcenturySep 16
Phone: Do not take your normal way to work. There’s something fucked up with it. Take this bullshit way. Me: No. I’d rather be late going the normal way than go the bullshit way. Phone: That was a test, and you passed. Your normal way is 3 minutes faster than the bullshit way
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its fine if you hate geese or think they're overrated but it was nice seeing a newish Actual Band Who Play Instruments getting even slightly close to international mainstream hype after the last few years of musical success stories
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I just solved the Navier-Stokes Millennium Prize Problem
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Joe Rogan
@joerogan9 Feb 2016
That's terrifying and insane. If that was how people were built the streets would overflow with dead bodies and cum. xitter.cf/okanelkin/status/69684…
Okan.@okanelkin9 Feb 2016
Replying to @joerogan
@joerogan size of a chimpanzee brain compared to one of its testicles.
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doomer
@uncledoomerAug 29
You're right. I helped you synthesize dimethyl mercury. And that's on me
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Evil jpegmafia be like 'i am very grateful for the support of my fans and the opportunities I have been provided through my music career'
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(metallica voice) Exit Light Drake's Goth Wife
Badnis
@coolmike00Aug 13
Drake’s Goth Wife responds to haters clowning her for how she looked yrs ago by revealing her real face 👀 “The makeup is a statement, and some people can't handle that. I'm just glad my mama is happy”🔥
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A fun part of being high while running errands is that every social interaction feels like a quick time event
dollar store kirk hammett@olivesaganAug 6
saw someone hitting a weed vape on the way into the grocery store the other day. honestly such a sad way to live. save it for a movie or some other fun recreational activity that it actually enhances. it's not a treat when you turn every mundane activity into a groggy haze.
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been a Good Charlotte hater for a long time for making it big with a single about how rich and famous people complain too much (lifestyles) and following it up with a single complaining about how hard it is to be rich and famous (i just wanna live)
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Hands up if you think the world would be better with less 'nurses' and more 'based therapists'!! 🙋‍♂️
Based Therapist | Marchese Methods
@MarcheseMethodsJul 25
Reminder that nurses are rotememorycels with no meaningful capacity to critically think, analyze, or solve problems. They have no fluid intelligence and passed college by last minute cramming quizlet flashcards hopped up on adderall.
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