Breaking the Web @rasmus@phpc.social

Sunnyvale, CA
Joined March 2007
Any Powerwall3 firmware folks? What runs every 30m and pokes all six MPPTs, then if they fail to recover under low light, waits 5m, raises a005/a006, waits 29min and turns off the MPPT enable line with a054. MCI excitation HW failure? Intended removal by AFCI/MPPT/RSD logic?
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Potential fall internship fell through for Carl. If anyone could use a smart 3rd year U Waterloo engineering student from Sept-Dec let me know. Java/PHP/C++/C#/Python/js/React/Swift/Ruby/Rails/electronics. EU/US/Canada citizen so no work visa needed there and he will go anywhere
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Swapping batteries in my office thermostat made me sad.
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If you are a heavy user of php-memcached, I have added zstd compression to it. Check the PR and try it out please. Remember to use ./configure --with-zstd to enable it.
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Bard over GPT by a nose(trunk?) on that one
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Out for lunch and overhearing a heated argument about the LIMIT clause in various databases at the next table. It is taking all of my self-control to not say anything. Only in Silicon Valley!
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I am so used to hearing PHP gripes that I easily tune those out, but I think this was the first time for LIMIT.
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It is apparently hard for an AI to grasp how a unicycle works. #midjourneyv5
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People outside of Silicon Valley always think we live in this high tech paradise here.
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Carl is looking for a fall (sept-dec) software/hardware co-op job in Europe or N.America. He's a strong programmer in many languages+electronics and if he doesn't know it, he will pick it up. Fluent in English & French and EU/US/CA citizen. Ping me for his resume and contact info
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Rasmus Lerdorf retweeted
For those asking: outdoors under an open-air tent.
Wonderful to see our amazing @ucsf medicine residents let their collective hair down at our post-holiday party @SPARKsocialSF. (They even got me dancing!) Congratulations — you’re more than half way through the year! @UCSFDOM @UCSFIMChiefs @rebeccabermanmd
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I don't blame people for getting confused. That was unclear. My last in-person talk was in Barcelona. The one tonight is in Mexico City. Sorry for the confusion.
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Looking forward to my first in-person talk since Barcelona in November 2019
What’s modern #PHP look like, particularly w/ PHP 8 & 8.2? How does @Etsy use PHP at scale? And what’s kept PHP Creator @rasmus engaged over his 35 year tech career? Join us to find out on Dec 7th at 7pm CT! etsy.me/3At9tbe
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Rasmus Lerdorf retweeted
Oh did we mention you can now search on Etsy by taking a photo? 🫢 Brb about to try it 🏃‍♀️ etsy.me/3fy1kuX
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Both Linux and FreeBSD (TrueNAS 13) detected my Intel X520 10G cards. And on Linux the DAC link came up immediately. Not sure why it isn't coming up on FreeBSD. Also the Zyxel XGS1210-12 switch doesn't let me change the MTU to 9000. No jumbo frames for me.
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Oops, attached the FreeBSD image twice. Here is the Linux output.
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Magically after yet another reboot the link came up. I built this NAS box in 2013 (see toys.lerdorf.com/building-a-…) but it feels like brand new now. I am getting 9.40 Gbits/sec to it! (the .2 ip there is the 1G nic)
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The 10G conversion of my home LAN has begun. A Zyxel XGS-1210-12, some X520s for the servers and desktops and Twinax SFP+ DAC cables.
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