Unc, chopped, and cooked all at the same time

Chicago
Joined May 2009
Pulled the crop top out tonight
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“What sound do clown noses make?” Me:
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Do you ever see a tweet that is so perfectly correct you’re mad that you didn’t have the thought before reading it? Pattinson is the only person who could play someone as deranged as Vince McMahon
Robert Pattinson was good as Chris Hansen, but the actual perfect role he'll win the Oscar for is playing Vince McMahon
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So much Mike Faist content I don’t even know where to begin.
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getting ready to make history
getting ready to make history
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I’ll be their fourth
david jonsson and tom blyth liking posts about austin abrams… this means something to me man
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Do you think they were talking about him while shooting “Wasteman”
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I found the ending of “Disclosure Day” hopelessly naive. It could have gone the way of “The China Syndrome” where we are unsure if the message was received. But to erase all doubt like that? Foolish.
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no shade to niall but i think whoop is going to go bankrupt
gorgeous. stunning. model via whoop
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it’s just a fitness wearable 😭
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Oh, for some reason I thought it was AI that was enhancing his ass
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Alison Hammond, the true People’s Princess
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when will the sun finally explode
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Finally watched “Backrooms”. You can tell that a 20-year-old wrote this shit.
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Took a really good photo of my butt yesterday
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Prove it king
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Are they dating?
Film Updates
@FilmUpdates
Sep 29
Timothée Chalamet was spotted with Alfonso Cuarón in London.
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tbh i don’t think the guys who roll up with a small army to arrest an unarmed man with no prior history of violence and agree to let a tv crew strap cameras to their rifles come out looking fine
primetime gets lost in the back half cuz it cares too much about chris hansen. it really briefly raises the question “are we entrapping these guys?” and then drops it immediately. same with the relationship with law enforcement. murphy pd comes out looking just fine!
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There’s my handsome boy
📸 Mike Faist for the ‘EAST OF EDEN’ press tour, interviewed by Jake Hamilton
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Replying to @notoconnor_
Probably better quality than anything made today
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cockblocked by the 3rd amendment is crazy
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Me to “Amalfi Coast” by Carly Rae Jepsen
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glenn close as a white woman of color
glenn close as a white woman of color fuck you bitch the deliverance lee daniels
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