Ran Oliver retweeted
We're the most technically advanced civilization in history. And the least competent at the same time.
SpaceX can catch a rocket. Delta can't land you at JFK on time, makes you rawdog the flight, and loses your bag.
Amazon gets you a package in 4 hours. The DMV needs 6 weeks for a license.
AI can pass the bar exam. Public schools can't teach kids how to do basic math.
Your watch can detect AFib. Your insurance needs 3 weeks to approve a visit.
Your car can spot a pedestrian and brake on its own. Your city can't keep needles off the sidewalk.
AI can design a new protein. Your hospital can't send you a correct bill.
AI can draw a building in minutes. The city takes three years to approve a duplex.
Satellites and cameras can track a car across the city. A man with 30 arrests walks out the next morning.
Ran Oliver retweeted
Study the news, you'll conclude that things have never been worse.
Study history, you'll conclude that things have never been better.
Ran Oliver retweeted
Socialism fails in theory, fails in practice, fails historically, and fails the moment you spend five minutes thinking about incentives. It punishes production, rewards political allocation, and then acts surprised when there is less to allocate. The only place it remains viable is in the mind of someone determined to ignore all of that and desperately search for a scapegoat to blame for the predictable consequences.
Rome handed out free grain to 40,000 citizens in 73 BC. By 46 BC, Julius Caesar found 320,000 people lining up for their monthly ration. That eight-fold expansion happened in under three decades, and it shows you how welfare states actually grow.
No Roman senator stood up and announced a plan to addict a third of the city to government bread. It happened incrementally, through political competition. Each magistrate who wanted votes expanded eligibility. Each expansion normalized the next one. The citizen who once considered the dole shameful eventually expected it, then demanded it, then organized politically to protect it.
This is the core mechanism free market thinkers have identified across every era: once you create a transfer program, you create a constituency for that program. Recipients vote. Administrators build careers. Grain merchants who supply the state develop a stake in keeping the contracts flowing. The political economy locks in.
Caesar, to his credit, actually cut the rolls back to 150,000 through verification audits. It was one of his more economically coherent moves, though the Senate still murdered him. His successors quietly let the numbers climb again.
What did the dole require? Massive grain imports from Sicily, Sardinia, and Egypt, organized through state logistics at state expense, funded by taxation and conquest. When the conquest revenue dried up, the obligation remained. Rome had written a check against future military success, and future military success eventually failed to arrive.
The lesson is not complicated. Distribute a benefit and you distribute dependency. Distribute dependency and you distribute political power to whoever controls the distribution. The grain dole didn't weaken Rome overnight, but it made every subsequent reform politically impossible.
Ran Oliver retweeted
Someone needs to rebrand data centers:
Personalized cancer care centers.
Wildfire prediction centers.
New drug discovery centers.
Fraud prevention centers.
Clean-energy optimization centers.
Precision agriculture centers.
Extreme-weather warning centers.
Personalized education centers.
Traffic and logistics optimization centers.
Advanced manufacturing centers.
Because “data center” describes the infrastructure, not the breakthroughs its computing power makes possible.
Ran Oliver retweeted
Why are so many women sooo angry? They won. They got everything they wanted. Men have never been doing this badly, and women have never been doing this well. They make more, they have the majority of jobs, they are the majority of college graduates, (UCLA undergrad is 60% female), they make more money, have much lower rates of suicide, addiction, and alcoholism, and live longer. They won: they took over all men-only spaces, they took over the Boy Scouts, they ended men’s bathrooms, they can fly fighter planes and be in combat. Marriage is optional, divorce is no-fault, they win 99% of the custody battles, they can control fertility at will, and they can’t get drafted. We are all living in the female future they promised.
Ran Oliver retweeted
I don’t know who told Republicans that Hispanic Americans want amnesty. It’s completely false. As someone who came to the United States legally, I’m disappointed to see so many people in Congress pushing for this. It’s never a good idea to reward illegal immigration. What’s the incentive to come here legally if illegal immigration is rewarded? Millions of people are waiting patiently in line right now, following all the rules. It’s not fair, and it’s wrong. Don’t use the Hispanic community as an excuse to support amnesty, because we don’t support illegal immigration.
Ran Oliver retweeted
Socialism's greatest strength isn't merely that it exploits ignorance. It's that it turns dependency into a virtue, need into an entitlement, envy into justice, and personal responsibility into something almost shameful.
Once people are taught that their failures are society's responsibility while another person's success is society's property, escaping that mentality requires more than learning economics, it requires rejecting the morality that made socialism appealing in the first place.
Ran Oliver retweeted
a capitalist society has inequality. a socialist society has inequality. the difference is what you're allowed to do about it
in capitalism, if you're poor, you can work, save, start a business, invest, move, switch jobs, learn a skill. the path up is open
in socialism, if you're poor, you wait for the committee. if the committee decides you need more, you get more. if it decides you don't, you don't. there is no other path. you can't start a business. you can't move. you can't trade
inequality exists in both systems. only one lets you escape it
Ran Oliver retweeted
Ro, “in your scenario, the founder could sell to pay a one time 5 percent tax or the state could sell it if he defaults on the loan”
Ro, this is the biggest fuck you in the history of entrepreneurship. Ever.
Creating jobs but don’t have cash. Fuck you
Can’t sell shares, we will sell it for you, to whoever. Fuck you.
Creating jobs. Paying great wages instead of taking cash out yourself. Fuck you
Reinvesting into your company and community. Fuck You.
Don’t you know that Jensen, and Lisa Su, and people who have vast amounts of liquidity already have no problem with it. Fuck You
There is a huge difference between someone with liquidity , running a huge public company, and someone who has dedicated every minute of who knows how many years, to building a company, to finally have a dream financing come true , only to be insulted by a politician. “We will sell your shares for you “
GTFO
Replying to @mcuban
Mark, most of the 250 billionaires in California DO NOT have this liquidity issue.
They have public stock.
In your scenario, the founder could sell to pay a one time 5 percent tax or the state could sell it if he defaults on the loan.
Ask Jensen, Lisa Su, Sundar if they plan to leave California if this ballot initiative passes. Btw 85 percent of the nation's VC money came in Q1 2026 to California.
I love your passion. I respect your intellect and ability to get things done. Why not put this energy in figuring out how we bring capital and high paying jobs to every community in America? Why not put it towards figuring out the policy that expands childcare or healthcare (as you are working on reducing drug pricing)? Of all the things in America, aren't those more pressing issues than a one time 5 percent tax on 250 billionaires to pay for healthcare for poor kids and families in California?
Ran Oliver retweeted
If you’re calling for tax cuts without spending cuts, you’re not really calling for lower taxes, you’re calling for taxes deferred through debt, inflation, or higher taxes later.
Government spending is the bill. Taxation merely determines when and how you pay it.
Ran Oliver retweeted
Capitalism lets workers sell their labor, start their own business, form a co-op, own the means of production themselves, assume the risk and keep the profits.
Their alternative to this alleged “exploitation” is to take away those choices and put someone else in charge of deciding who owns what, who produces what, and who gets what.
Apparently voluntary exchange is exploitation, but compulsory redistribution is liberation.
Ran Oliver retweeted
This gets the causality almost perfectly backwards. We don’t use fossil fuels because oil companies need profits; oil companies profit because billions of people demand abundant, reliable energy. We don’t reject government-run healthcare because insurers deserve protection; we question whether replacing competition and choice with political monopoly actually improves cost, access, and quality. And wars don’t exist because weapons manufacturers invented disagreement between nations.
The recurring trick is simple: take a complicated problem, blame whoever profits from serving some part of it, then pretend eliminating the profit eliminates the problem.
That isn’t economics. It’s a conspiracy theory with a class struggle vocabulary.
Ran Oliver retweeted
DSA Co-Chair Megan Romer says "We believe in taxing the hell out of millionaires."
She then struggles to explain what that actually means:
Remnick: "What does 'taxing the hell out of them' mean?"
Romer: "Yeah. You know, again, I don't have, like, a solid…"
Remnick: "But shouldn't you?"
Romer: "Ummmmm, that's a good question."
Remnick: "If you're the co-chair of the DSA, shouldn't you be more specific than just taxing the hell out of something? What exactly do you mean?"
Romer: "So again, it's democracy, right?…"
This is the Democrat party 'Big Tent.'
Ran Oliver retweeted
Six years ago today, the Great American Outdoors Act became law, making one of the largest investments in America's public lands in a generation.
Today, those investments are helping Americans enjoy safer trails, restored parks, and improved access across the country. Get outside and celebrate the great outdoors!
Ran Oliver retweeted
i’m fully convinced AI + robotics will unleash the greatest aesthetic renaissance human civilization has ever seen
the cost of building beautiful things is about to collapse
we just need to care about beauty again.
Ran Oliver retweeted
Communists half the time: "We just don't want babies to starve. Why do you hate poor people?"
The other half: "We demand free healthcare, free college, free housing, free childcare, free food, free transportation, free internet, universal basic income, guaranteed jobs, shorter work weeks, longer vacations, student debt cancellation, rent control, wealth taxes, nationalized industries, price controls, government ownership of energy, banks, healthcare, pharmaceuticals, AI, data centers, and whatever else someone else has built—while insisting billionaires, landlords, investors, shareholders, employers, and profit itself disappear."
Amazing how "we just want babies not to starve" keeps expanding into "we want the government to run every major part of society."























