If you Fake #FAKENEWS does that make it True? The National Inquirer of Twitter.
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Reports say @SnoopDogg was caught on camera placing #saranwrap over toilet seats in a #LosAngeles #tacobell @TacoBell
Can't wait for this scene. The best in this fucked up reality show so far.
@realDonaldTrump @elonmusk
JUST IN: Apparently @lildickytweets is just a funny name.
According to actress Rachel McAdams, “Soft or hard, it’s very normal. Nice smooth skin. Well shaven. No scars. As clean as a whistle. Will return”
Story Credit @IAmTrashPaint
JUST IN: Rudy Actor @SeanAstin detained in Wythogen Park Knox, IN. Reports say he was visiting family back home but was selling counterfeit Lord of the Rings movie set memorabilia from the trunk of a 1985 mint green Pontiac Fiero.
SOURCE: @TMZ
JUST IN: Actor @MichaelBerryman brought in for questioning in an unsanctioned @harrymack lookalike contest. Sources say Mack challenged Berryman to rap battle in @Wendys parking lot.
"He hasn't been gettin Poonie / Since we seen him in Goonies" Mack added in his freestyle.
@ryan_zickgraf knowing you have an extensive collection of Michael Berryman autographed paraphernalia I was certain you'd want to know more about this unfolding story.
UPDATE: @MichaelBerryman "I'm Harry's grandfather." @harrymack yet to comment.
Story Credit: @PopCrave
JUST IN: Funnyman @bertkreischer brought in for questioning about series of disappearing @PEEPSBrand Easter Bunnies shipments intended for @andersoncooper green room rider.
Kreischer is prime suspect after being found guilty for stealing raisins from @SamuelLJackson hotel room
BREAKING: Valparaiso, IN target of new underground "Popcorn Gate." Authorities say Actor Steve Buscemi has made unsubstantiated claims of being Orville Redenbacher's 3rd cousin and rightful heir to @OrvillePopcorn empire.
Buscemi speaking this Saturday @GalacticGregs in Valpo.
JUST IN: Actor Al Pacino caught trying to sneak into @Lcardinalsflag locker room during today’s first round matchup in the @NCAA Tournament. Authorities say Pacino appeared intoxicated and was claiming he was Coach Rick Pitino. Pitino was last coach of Louisville in 2017.
JUST IN: @ActuallyNPH found guilty of refilling used @Aquafina bottles with water from his neighbor @blakeshelton's hose and reselling them outside of a San Jose @WholeFoods.
@WholeFoodsPR has refused to comment
Update from Feb 2014* Plausible deniability is out the window as new security camera footage has been captured of @SnoopDogg & saran wrap with his fingerprints captured at the scene of the @tacobell in question. Snoop denied to comment.
Just in. @KevinHart4real became violent with #compton McDonald's manager after being accused of asking for water cup but filling with Barq's
Politician @ChrisChristie brought in for questioning involving serial numbers being scratched off a pickup truck full of #PlayStation 2s
#MyMotherAlwaysToldMe not to put fruit in tailpipes. Actor Paul Rudd held for allegations of jamming a plantain into a neighbor's jet ski.
During the #GOPDebate @realDonaldTrump is removed by authorities after defecating on live TV and wiping himself with $100 bills.