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Tricking sand to do math, Principal Infrastructure Engineer @SalesforceEng. BLM. Other views expressed here are not necessarily those of my employer.

Unceded Coast Salish territory
Joined April 2007
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Replying to @alicegoldfuss
I hope parallel universe us hopes we're ok
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I .. whut.. wow.
When researchers analyzed how Pegasus spyware infected iPhones without the user tapping anything, they found something wild. The attackers sent an iMessage with a fake GIF that targeted Apple's image decompression engine. The decompression math was so flexible that the exploit chained arithmetic operations together to construct a literal, functioning software CPU using over 70,000 segment commands that defined logical bit operations (AND, OR, XOR, XNOR, etc.) entirely inside the image parser. This created a small computer architecture with registers, a full 64-bit adder, and a comparator, running raw code before the phone even buzzed with a notification
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People getting the wrong idea, giving me flashbacks to when nodejs was introduced and suddenly everyone thought they could do backend.
Replying to @jarredsumner
We’ve started rewriting and vendoring nearly all of Bun’s dependencies. xitter.cf/bunjavascript/status/2…
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Every tech bro rn
🤖 Made with AI
People should always be in control of the future. OpenAI is against the notion that it would be acceptable for people to be relegated to a role of doing things that “AI systems think makes sense to reward in humans”. People should not cede control of the future to superintelligence, and that requirement should ultimately constrain AI progress.
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Every tech CEO's pronouns tomorrow will be I'm/sorry
Companies on X tomorrow morning
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tech bros after this week
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⚠️Turn this off on your iPhone Duo ASAP!⤵️
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My TV could do this in 1979
Metal effect is now available for SwiftUI. As expected, it reacts and bends when a magnet is nearby. Ready to use on libraries.dev
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I paid for @SatisfactoryAF twice so I could delete the epic games launcher.
We have a huge pivot underway here at Epic, moving developers around to retool for maximum AI acceleration. The aim isn't to do the same stuff with fewer people, but to enable everyone here to build MORE and BETTER stuff, and to bring the benefits to all teams using Unreal.
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SI actually means Stolen “Intellectual property”
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My digital refuge - the identical software, configs, #tmux layout and key bindings, no matter which machine I run it on All running in an isolated Linux VM launched with one CLI command Hat tip to those who championed the Kitty Graphics Protocol github.com/gominimal/minimal #tui
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ここ2、3日息子がなんか一生懸命作ってると思ったらこれか。
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Replying to @alicegoldfuss
I hope parallel universe us hopes we're ok
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Yes @discord, I know my nitro access is ending soon, pestering me daily will not get me back.
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This wins
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Replying to @ABC
In Canada we call them loonies. I presume you will do the same.
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Suddenly developed a strong opinion about my car's navigation system.
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Replying to @kiwitalkz
every time i've heard a developer complain about DEI when you go talk to their coworkers it turns out they were mad about being told to stop harassing women
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