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Joined September 2012
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
Ela na primeira temporada nΓ£o querendo ser mΓ£e e na segunda jΓ‘ morrendo de amores pela filha adotiva,tudo de maneira narutal. SΓ‰RIE DO MILÊNIO
desperate housewives hitando aqui no twitter e eu preciso dizer o quanto eu chorei nessa cena
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makes perfect sense for a steve-miranda shipper to write a song with the line β€œi had big dreams til i tied myself to you” oh olivia rodrigo
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dm me if u want ur dick sucked 😑
liking your posts because i wanna play with your cock just so we’re clear
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i hated my ex and whys too tbh like she is so real for that
Liza Soberano opening up about why she hated My Ex and Whys because of its misogynistic take, while also confirming that she and Enrique Gil no longer talk. Definitely a lot to unpack here. πŸ‘€
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next cathy garcia molina movie i need to see the female lead use a gun on her male love interest
Liza Soberano opening up about why she hated My Ex and Whys because of its misogynistic take, while also confirming that she and Enrique Gil no longer talk. Definitely a lot to unpack here. πŸ‘€
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
It is so obviously and explicitly a direct homage, you’d have to be full of brain worms to think it was accidental or that she was trying to pull one over on everybody.
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
this song doesn't get enough hype for me its the best song she's released since brat
this song having its apple moment
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i’ll slap the shit out of anyone dissing beyonce and olivia rodrigo like don’t you ever
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
I thought we all liked olivia rodrigo plus i live in sunshine n rainbows so it didnt cross my mind that this could possibly be shade
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
she called out chris brown and nicki minaj. two disgusting human beings
Yall letting that Zara larsson girl get tooo comfortable everytime I look up she’s dissing someone black..
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
love her vibe sm like that’s a drag queen trapped in a woman’s body
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
Gabby paid Raven’s slave owner no mind and spoke directly to her, that’s what I’m talking about because no one is talking to YOU!!
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much has been said about the supermarket hostage crisis episode of desperate housewives but i don’t see a lot of people talk about how this guy turned out to be a pedophile
20 years ago, Nora died in β€œDesperate Housewives”
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
raise ur hand if you got this song on the first listen
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
it WAS nazi merch cus hes a nazi doja. which you knew cus you watched his ted talk remember? you said he was funny remember? when you wanna address the other thing let us know
Replying to @VirgoVanHelsing
it wasn’t fucking nazi merch it was merch for a comedian.
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
nandito na naman pala sa pinas tong gagong to
THE WAIT IS OVER! πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­πŸŽΆ LOOK: Paul Klein, lead vocalist of the American pop band LANY, shared a photo ahead of the first night of their β€œSoft” World Tour concert in the Philippines. Composed of Klein and Jake Goss, the hitmakers behind "ILYSB," "Malibu Nights," and "Thru These Tears" are set to perform in Cebu and Bulacan. Courtesy: Paul Klein/Instagram Visit gmanetwork.com/news for more updates.
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liking your posts because i wanna play with your cock just so we’re clear
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
i like the olivia rodrigo christmas song
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𝙖𝙒𝙀𝙧 π™›π™–π™©π™ž retweeted
this is probs the best Xmas some imo bcuz it’s not just repeating β€œmerry Christmas” or sum bs over and over, like it’s an actually good song
Olivia Rodrigo has released her first-ever Christmas song β€˜take me home (4 christmas).’
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