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If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life gave them vodka. - Ron White

Joined November 2024
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Deep Crow retweeted
It’s hard to complain about fraud when a Republican-controlled House and a Republican-controlled Senate didn’t even pass the Save Act to require voter ID or stop illegal immigrants from voting.
Replying to @MikeBenzCyber
No they didn't. It was fraud.
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Coaches are under scrutiny -> Hurts hit piece comes out Parting ways with Stoutland is criticized -> OL wanted him gone leaked There's someone nasty in the Eagles organization... #Eagles
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First of all, then, I urge that supplications, prayers, intercessions, and thanksgivings be made for all people, for kings and all who are in high positions, that we may lead a peaceful and quiet life, godly and dignified in every way. This is good, and it is pleasing in the sight of God our Savior, who desires all people to be saved and to come to the knowledge of the truth. - Paul 1 Timothy 2:1-4 Praying for America. Praying for her leaders. Praying for the Church—may she be awakened in this hour. #prayer
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Deep Crow retweeted
WOAH Google that was fast!!!!
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The answer isn’t getting the right person into power. The answer is limiting power so that the person doesn’t matter.
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We're currently working with a family who is facing decades in prison for "child abuse" that never happened. The child was born severely premature (24 weeks), spent 4 weeks in NICU, and she has active metabolic bone disorder that caused the injuries. All of this is confirmed by extensive medical records, test results and billing records. The state's sole evidence of "abuse" is a report from a physician that ignores the medical evidence, and STILL doesn't rule out her disorder causing the injuries. That's called reasonable doubt. And yet, the trial is still moving forward, they parents have been in jail for over a year with no bond (denied three times) and no access to their baby girl, and they face decades in prison and never seeing her again. This the kind of garbage we fight every day at @YATPOfficial. And just like with the other families, we're going to win this one too.
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If you celebrated the last Jayden Daniels win by having sex with your wife the baby would already be crawling
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Hey @grok, is this true?? Some data centers now run on lab-grown human brain neurons derived from stem cells, wired directly to silicon chips via electrode arrays, and kept alive on life support. Fed sugar every few days. They play Doom. We don’t know if they’re conscious.
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Deep Crow retweeted
Eagles medical staff has him listed as probable
Is Kim Jong un dead?
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Merrill Reese: “I care more about Jalen than I do about football right now.” ♥️
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Deep Crow retweeted
"For this team, for this city, I'll do anything." Jalen Hurts said that in 2023 after beating Dallas on a bad knee. Three years later he played an entire game in London on no sleep with a blood clot in his leg. He meant every word.
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How committed is Jalen Hurts to football? After initially being diagnosed with a superficial blood clot in London, doctors told him not to sleep as a precaution, so he had been awake for roughly 36 hours when he started against the Jaguars, throwing for 220 yards and a TD.
Eagles QB Jalen Hurts is expected to be sidelined for multiple months after new imaging over the weekend found several blood clots in his lungs. Hurts is now on blood thinners and should have no long-term effects. But it’s unlikely he plays again this season.
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Deep Crow retweeted
#Eagles QB Jalen Hurts, who is out for the season after several blood clots were revealed in his lungs, has been undergoing tests for days. Before the London game, Hurts was in the hospital until 4 am and did not sleep because sleep was a risk. He played without having slept.
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I’ve been shitting on Social Security for years now, and every single time, I’m told ad fucking nauseam: “It’s MY money! I paid into it!” Really? Then why would we need to raise taxes on everyone else just to give you “your” money? Because it’s NOT your money. Your money was spent almost as soon as it came in. Today’s workers are paying for yesterday’s retirees. It’s a massive, government run Ponzi scheme. And now, one of the largest generations in American history is collecting benefits. In a traditional Ponzi scheme, this is where everything implodes: when there aren’t enough new investors coming in to pay off the old ones. But there’s one crucial difference. This one is backed by the federal government. And when there aren’t enough new people paying into the system, the government has something Bernie Madoff never had: The power to force the next generation to pay more, at gunpoint. Exactly like I’ve been saying for years.
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You can’t shake Jalen Hurts. The media says the world is burning around him, but his message stays the same: GO TO WORK.
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Deep Crow retweeted
The 2021 Eagles were the 22nd ranked defense. Made the playoffs. The 2023 Eagles were the 30th ranked defense. Made the playoffs. The 2025 Eagles were 23rd in Yards Per Carry. Made the playoffs. In 2021, 2023 & 2025, he had different O-Coordinators each time. This narrative that Jalen Hurts has had perfect teams around him every step on his career is complete bullshit. When he HAS had great teams (2022, 2024) he was 1 quarter away from 2 Super Bowl rings. Hurts doesn't get nearly enough respect for his career.
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Deep Crow retweeted
Hey, Stephen A. Smith: Lane Johnson's mom has cancer. His dad is also sick. I read your book and you talked about how difficult your life got when your mom got sick and after she passed, you had to go to therapy because you were depressed and you took time off of work. Your mocking Lane Johnson's mental health struggles when you've been open about your own mental health struggles? Come on, man. I know you're busy, but do some research before going on TV @stephenasmith #Eagles
Stephen A. Smith mocks Lane Johnson for retiring to focus on his mental health
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Thank you. 🦅
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Deep Crow retweeted
This is nuts: DeVonta Smith (hamstring) Dallas Goedert (knee) Lane Johnson (personal) Saquon Barkley (hamstring) Tank Bigsby (abdomen) Cam Jurgens (concussion) Zack Baun (concussion) Quinyon Mitchell (knee) Jonathan Greenard (ankle) Marcus Epps (groin) Hollywood Brown (ankle) Fred Johnson (knee) Landon Dickerson (knee) Eli Stowers (hamstring/quad)
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