There’s literally a Phrase that everyone over 15 knows that comes from a bunch of people who died for a lie like 50 years ago. “Don’t drink the koolaid!” Religion aside (Believe what you believe, I don’t care), “no one dies for a lie” is just a stupid thing to think

Can’t decide if the troglodyte engagement trolling is karmically offset by the fact that the engagement is mostly dudes asking about his wife-beating. It’s like if a bot had a humiliation kink.

Bots, twats, and fantasy football news is all that’s left of Twitter. I wish I didnt enjoy FF quite so much 😩

LaMarcus Aldridge left block, right shoulder turn fade away

I know every generation calls the music after theirs trash, but mumble rap genuinely requires almost zero talent, and will be forgotten in a decade.

Name a film that became an instant comfort movie for you. Mine:

Fate as compulsive polyamory

"Man it's been a hell of a run, but the post-Endgame MCU really hasn't been hitting like it use--"

#WheelOfTime Whoever complained about the Lanfear casting not being "as sexy as the books say she is" (a dumb hill to die on anyways) has this one chance to formally rescind that opinion. Not only did she slay the acting, but Natasha O'Keeffe is H.O.T. as hell

#onepiece season 2 when??

Here we go! Cross your fingers and don't get your hopes up.

Ok @BrandSanderson it's your turn. Go ahead and just announce your movie deal as well so we can just have a big ol' fantasy rave with Abercrombie.

Ok now now either trade the pick for no less than Mikal Bridges, or trade Dame (if it's mutual) and start with a verrrrrry good young core. I'm good with either option, but another year of trying to split the difference is unacceptable.

Traded walker for the 1.05 and 1.06 a day before the draft. *insert GIF of guy trying to shoot web to see if he's a spiderman*

Man, GP2 really a punk ass

I have a homeopathology joke, but it might be *too* funny by now

Very important update! The "you've heard of elf on a shelf, but have you heard of *pic of thing on thing that rhymes*" meme is not funny anymore. please stop!