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I'm here for a good time, not a long time ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Utah, USA
Joined September 2015
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I desperately needed this
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The โ€œjokesโ€ about Charlie Kirk are heinous for reasons that have nothing to do with the fact that I agree with his politics. There is just something especially callous and soulless about gloating over a brutal, bloody murder we all saw with our own eyes. He was a young man and father of young children. We saw him get shot in the neck. The blood pour out. The natural human reaction when seeing something so violent, bloody, and shocking is to be moved and shaken by it. If instead youโ€™re gloating and joking, it shows that this human part of you is dead. You truly are a soulless goblin in a way thatโ€™s only vaguely distinguishable from the guy who actually committed the murder. Thatโ€™s what makes your callousness so disturbing for those of us who still have souls. Weโ€™re human and you no longer are. And that makes you a monstrosity to us. Weโ€™re not โ€œoffendedโ€ so much as revolted by the sight of you. Youโ€™ve become the spiritual equivalent of a maggot eaten corpse. You are a grotesquery, a morally disfigured beast.
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Donโ€™t ask me where I live I donโ€™t live nowhere Donโ€™t ask how much I make Bitch Iโ€™m a millionaire
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Cuando tienes 30 pero te dicen que pareces de veintitantos
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I heard someone say.. "In your 30's you start to become who you were as a girl again, but you love her this time"
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I canโ€™t wait until the entire American Fork police department is fired โ˜บ๏ธ get fucked losers
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๐Ÿšจ URGENT Two days ago I was contacted by a high-ranking employee of the French Government. After determining this personโ€™s position and proximity to the French couple, I have deemed the information they gave me to be credible enough to share publicly in the event that something happens. In short, this person claims that the Macrons have executed upon and paid for my assassination. Yes, you read that correctly. More specifically, that the green light was given to a small team in National Gendamarie Intervention Group. I am told there is one Israeli that is on this assasination squad and the plans were formalized. Again, this person provided concrete proof that they are well placed within the French government apparatus. Further to this point, this person claims that Charlie Kirkโ€™s assassin trained with the French legion 13th brigade with multi-state involvement. Journalist Xavier Poussardโ€™s life is also at risk. This is deadly serious. The head of state of France apparently wants us both dead and has authorized professional units to carry this out. I ask that every person RETWEET and share this. I do not know who in the American government can be trusted, since this source claims our leaders are aware. But I have more specific information which is definitively verifiable, should they care to reach out to me. To the brave official in France who did this because they were so moved by the evil of Charlieโ€™s public execution to risk their own lifeโ€” May God bless you. Truly. Let all be revealed.
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POV: Es 2005, te has quedado dormido viendo Harry Potter y el Prisionero de Azkaban en DVD.
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I fucking love people who become more themselves with age. Stranger taste. Clearer boundaries. Louder laugh. Less interest in impressing random people. Watching somebody slowly stop auditioning for the world is fucking beautiful.
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Thereโ€™s only a couple things I know for certain. High on the list is that if a person has a โ€œhate has no place hereโ€ sign in their front yard, hate most definitely has a pretty prominent place thereโ€ฆ
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SCALPERS ARE NOT SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS SCALPERS ARE NOT SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS SCALPERS ARE NOT SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS GET A FUCKING LIFE
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Sorry, my cat expects me home by a certain time.
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Good men must die, but death can't kill their names.
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FUN FACT: We are paying more money for worse versions of ALMOST everything.
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Friendly reminder: if youโ€™re the Governor of New York and youโ€™re wrapping a hijab around your head to pander to Muslim men two weeks before the 25th anniversary of 9/11, youโ€™re the biggest piece of shit.
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Working retail or driving a car really does open your eyes to the fact that most people are sub-sentient biosludge
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Happy Black Cat Appreciation Day ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›โค๏ธ๐Ÿ–คโ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›
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Broโ€™s working day and night to make people forget he was in Twilight.
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