Abracadabra

Everytime my little bro is in my car I make sure to only play Chappell roan, Taylor swift, or Olivia Rodrigo so he doesn’t grow up to be a frat bro #doingmypart Proud to say he requested flowers by Miley Cyrus and we sang along to that 🕺🏼

Girl being mean to me rn @chicknlegz2day

My dad giving me gift cards to be nice but I already secretly used them years ago 😔🥀

Rock chip in my window…phone dead so I have to listen to radio…maroon 5 is playing… life could not get any worse

Gonna go live tonight!!! Not sure how

Love when I’m trying to buy something on Depop and they won’t tell me the size measurements🥰 like hell yeah brother 🤘🏼keep that shit on LOCK

We got the He hulk and the She hulk but what about the they/them hulk?! Where my nonbinary oatmilk loving blue haired hulk at

Crying to a glee TikTok really humbles the soul

This Macklemore x Ed controversy is beneficial to me bc now I’m just re listening to Macklemore’s music again…in fact maybe I’ll go to his concert

One thing about old white men is they love clearing their throat every few minutes, helps us remember they are in-fact alive

Whenever I see 21+ TikTok posts from friends I just know Reese had a lot to say 🫩

Having to hack the system (screen record) on Twitter bc it won’t let me download a video bc I refuse to pay for status

Sorry guys no more pink songs in this house. Only blue, yellow or green. We stand with Macklemore

Learned skid marks doesn’t mean just poop marks it means a few other things !!!

Instead of “my b or my bad” let’s start saying “my bbl” is that okay with everyone???

Am I chopped ??? Why won’t my car salesman post the picture of me when I got my car …HE TOOK IT

Airdropped this image to a rando at Starbucks and they looked at it then packed up and left 😀🥀

You can tell you’re in the Gayborhood bc everyone’s backseats full of donations they were supposed to get rid of but “haven’t had the time”