@rainforestcel

adult mormon convert

 Hoboken, NJ
Joined May 2018
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Mr. Meat Scraps@ReallyLoudFart2h
Using Occam's Razor to shave Pandora's Box
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great clown fagliacci@tritefagOct 22
If magic is central to your Universes Beyond IP the set is good, if it isn't it's bad. LotR/Hobbit? Magic. Avatar? Magic. Final Fantasy? Magic. Marvel Superheroes? Some magic. Spider Man? Not magic. TMNT? Not magic. Star Trek? Not magic. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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Kummkopf@kummkopfOct 21
Rubbing mustard and thousand island dressing in her pubes when I eat her out so it feels like im kissing my uncle
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Pisser Dick@PisserDick_Oct 20
500 pound naked guy lumbering through woods on night vision trailcam
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isa ! ♡@isafangsOct 19
#PullYourPantsDownAndLetMeSniffYourSweatyBushMonday
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Irish Man 3000@Frank_Connolly_Oct 19
Hearing ''Oh my God he's got a gun'' while holding a gun must feel amazing.
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I eat short people@UnderwearStainOct 18
I ask my wife to never wipe her ass because im blind and i need the stink for location
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mikey@mikeydoesguitarOct 9
first time i tried to do a push up i contracted testicular cancer
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Crispy🍎@NotHalfGoodOct 7
Chinese BBW porn got me so hard it popped
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Mr. Meat Scraps@ReallyLoudFartOct 7
I sold Danny DeVito into sexual slavery in 2OO6
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former unemployment czar@banheirotransSep 27
no bush = no boner come back in a month of not shaving
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Im_human
@Im_human_too_Sep 21
Oh foid... Oh foid... Where art thou, foid? I will wander this mound of peanuts forever. Oh foid, I shall find you.
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wake the dog up@TylerSchultz19Sep 21
Neek -{Fates Reforged}@NeeK2323Sep 21
Were Classic Andies always this obnoxious and hate filled? "Go play Retail" how's about you go play Classic? Forever is new and for everyone.
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stankboypablo@stankboypabloSep 18
Replying to @fuckassriley
we grown. assume everything in my crib been fucked on. shit use the microwave at your own discretion
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CouchJelq@CouchJelqSep 18
favourite fat uncle was just slain in battle fml
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Pisser Dick@PisserDick_Sep 17
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bergs@aseriousmangSep 15
REPORTER: Senator McConnell, what's your favorite Wu Tang album? MCCONNELL: [drooling and head lolling, clearly did not register the question] [republican aide grabs podium] AIDE: LIQUID SWORDS
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Solzhenixon@sardonic_greekSep 14
Solzhenixon@sardonic_greekSep 13
Wife?
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Mr. Meat Scraps@ReallyLoudFartSep 9
I need to go monkey mode on my dingaling soon
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poop joke funny@POOPJOKEFUNNYSep 6
me eating poop while my wife is getting banged
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