"Reassurance and support" seems so vague.
"Hey, I'm high as fuck and totally lost, is this actually a train?"
"Yes, you're on a train. Settle down, it's all good."
Transport Victoria are advertising their new "Passenger Support Team" - badge suggests they're authorised officers but webpage suggests they're there for customer service. transport.vic.gov.au/plan-a-…
this is wild to me because in a past life, I did zero exercise for 3 months and had a desk job...
...and then ran 5k non-stop on my first try
Zoe Skyforest retweeted
the gifted kid to complete and utter failure suicidal deadweight genuinely serving no purpose on this earth burden on society waste of a life pipeline needs to be studied
there was something really important i was supposed to look up this morning but I got distracted by a rattle in my car and now I can't remember 🥲
You'll never pass as Australian unless you can correctly answer that the VE and VL were the best Commodores, with an honourable mention to the VT.
Weird thing w/ pathological liars is they often can't admit a lie even if it would be advantageous to do so
Had a friend make up a nonsense story. We eventually caught him out, he admitted under pressure he lied, and then started trying to convince us it was true again. Madness.
Burned over a year waiting for a referral to come through with an appointment.
This hurts people. It hurts them badly.
Melbourne can't be Berlin, rent is too high and creatives don't have money
you appreciate the bus driver for getting you where you need to go
you resent the corporation that expects to profit handsomely off your ticket while sharing little of that wealth with the driver who did the work

























