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We all live like max 90 years and then get forgotten in like 20 and then the sun explodes after dat lol
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Grandma asking about any cute girls at my workplace. Grandma I work in Engineering there are no cute girls.
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Trying to wingman my buddy at a bar was extremely blackpilling. Hypergamy is so real
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Top 8 gayest things you can do as a man in 2026:
1. Smart watch
2. Flip flops outside of a water activity.
3. Sweat pants/pajamas in public
4. Own a pitbull
5. Smoke weed
6. Watch the NBA unless it’s Luka or Jokic
7. Be a bears fan (QB situation.)
8. Eat fancy tiny food.
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Bill Guerin has signed a multi-year contract extension as GM of the Minnesota Wild, sources told ESPN.
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Quinn Hughes In a #mnwild practice Jersey, but yeah he really wants to be a devil!! 🙄
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The best 5 minutes in a man’s life are when you just finished having sex and she goes to pee and you get to watch ig reels




























