I have a wife and 2 kids. The rest is fluff.

Ireland
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Very very cool. Utterly zero practical value in the real world but very cool. He puts on a good show.
Turns out the future does have flying cars
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We can't keep changing the fabric of our society based on the obscene views of a very loud but very small minority of extremists.
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Imagine falling to the ground and lying comatose like that because a ball grazed your face. The utter indignity you bring on yourself and your whole family would not be worth the highest of prizes.
🚨🚨| Michael Olise RED CARD in the Viking vs Bayern Munich Champions League game. xitter.cf/dailyfootvibes/status/…
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Even when sentencing the man who stabbed multiple children in a frenzied attack, completely ruining the life of one of them - the emphasis stays on the people reacting to the madness rather than the madness itself.
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Honestly, one of the best lines from a movie: Heist (2001) Danny De Vito on the ground with a gun on him: "Don't you want to hear my last words?" Gene Hackman, holding the gun: "I just did." BANG!
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No. 3, If I call 911, imma just tell them I've been kidnapped...
If you get kidnapped this might save your life : 1. Spit all over the ground; it's your DNA. 2. If they carry you, scratch them, their DNA is under your nails. 3. Call 911 and ask for a a pizza they will know you need help. 4. If you need to call someone, like 911, but can't speak, call 55, they will track your location. 5. If you are in a car/truck, try breaking the tail light. If you stick out your hand, the car behind you will probably call the police. ***if you come across this post and find it useful tap follow and let's stay in touch.🤝
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