Unto death, we charge ⏳

Brasil
Joined May 2021
I'm honored by all the opportunities to get scammed that have come my way since my joke went viral, but I'm just a blue-collar guy living in Brazil. I have nothing. Go seek that bread elsewhere.
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I started taking dance classes and discovered that a girl’s attitude toward you improves considerably if you spin her really fast. Forget everything you thought was the main driver of attraction. It’s torque.
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This is why tornadoes are named after women, btw.
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Your life can be thought of as a small civilization. If there's one thing I wish I could convince everyone of it's that the bottleneck is almost always energy or passion. It's very rarely money or permission.
It will never not be funny to me that when Napoleon got stripped of his empire and exiled to Elba he responded by paving the roads, draining marshes, rebuilding the iron mines & ordered every house to install a toilet in just 2 months. "energy is a choice" he said.
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Replying to @clankeruser
you're never cooked; that's what being a man is all about
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Funny, in my experience sitting next to the girl always works
You tried to sit next to her lmfaooo
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Can psychology replace religion? Therapist (and atheist) @joinanimus doesn't really think so. Learn why in our 2-hour interview. Link below 👇 Topics covered include: - What exactly is religion, anyway? - Why the cross is the ultimate Western symbol of psychological integration - What modern atheists don't understand about religion
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I do videos now - centered around what I think is the most important question of our age: can morality and meaning exist in a godless world? Head over and subscribe to my channel (link in comments) for solo videos and interviews with experts. First interview coming soon is with @joinanimus on the topic, "Can psychology replace religion?" Subscribe if you want to be notified when it comes out.
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Guess who's back
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Well if the twitter suspension here in Brazil is really true, I see you guys on the other side
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my mutuals likes will suffer a big downsize i'm sorry
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Unfortunately, no matter how many 'love yourself' videos you watch, you won't be able to give yourself a 'break' until you relate with why you beat yourself up in the first place. Return to the source. Read more 👇👇👇
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We are all cutters 😳😳😳 Cutting is the most recognizable form of self-harm. But all obsessive behaviors are self-harm without the knife. When you don't like yourself, your subconscious drive to feel bad is stronger than your conscious drive to feel good. 👇👇👇
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Why would you want to remedy anger?
"The greatest remedy for anger is delay." — Seneca
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Me everytime I go for a walk on lunch break
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Thank you my handsome mutual, hopefully my mom didn't bribe you into saying this
Turns out @rafaof_ was handsome after all
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To all my mutuals: Since you can't see who likes you tweets anymore, it was me
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Imagine Taleb reading this
Replying to @teslaownersSV
Block is going to be deleted as a “feature”, except for DMs
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Everything is in your reach, you just need to ask
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I don't need a cool logo, I need some hoes
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